Anselm Schüler

Anselm Schüler

@anselmschueler.com

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a good game!

The Onion@theonion.com

Free on Steam: The Onion Voting Simulator 3D. Enjoy a superior American election experience today. https://store.steampowered.com/app/5372440/The_Onion_Voting_Simulator_3D/

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Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.

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Replying to @gavinyamey.bsky.social

The RFK Jr-funded Danish researchers might say, "but Guinea-Bissau is too poor to afford the birth dose, so we'll be giving it to half of babies, so these babies will get the life-saving benefits, & we're good people for giving benefits to half" NOPE. You can't ethically exploit poverty/scarcity

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Replying to @gavinyamey.bsky.social

The only ethical action is to take the funding that RFK Jr has given for this proposed trial and use it to give the birth dose to as many newborns as possible RFK Jr is an anti-vaccine eugenicist with zero expertise in pediatrics, vaccination, clinical trials, ethics, or equipoise

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the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg

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Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

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Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra

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You expect Basques to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Ohio where I might get attacked for being myself.

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Here's a shitpost that I spent too much time on and also not enough time on. Happy PMD day lol #pokemonart #pixelart #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #deltarune