Andrew Spooky Bones

If you need a fucking chatbot to tell you 3 reasons why your daughter, whom you've presumably known for 10 years, is unique, then I am sincerely urging you to go throw your phone in the river and take your child to the zoo, on a hike, out for ice cream, whatever.

This is always a morally correct position

Yes, but "butt naked" is more descriptive. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Do you think God lives in heaven because he too is afraid of what He created?

I'm wearing leather pants and a wig, carrying a sword on my back. It's a great Saturday

Cars are dramatically safer, more efficient, more comfortable, and longer lasting.

My vote was counted! Took longer than expected, but when I called Tuesday they said they were processing several times more mail in ballots than previous years and had *16* unprocessed trays of mail to get through

The unethical study that RFK Jr. funded in Guinea-Bissau “will not go forward”. That’s great news. But I don’t plan to sleep on it. RFK Jr. will continue doing this kind of thing until the Republican Congress is either swept out of office or remembers what serving their country means.

Almost like he's *really* afraid of what will happen if his allies are no longer in power

ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

I'm not going to lie, hoof trimming videos on Facebook are mesmerizing

This is incredible reporting. I would be interested to see sources and citations, but I'm quite certain that's all well above my security clearance

i don't know if you want to see a doctor, but you may want to get that checked out. hence the famous expression, "if you don't want to check me out, check yourself out" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

As @sodrock.bsky.social would say, "calm." Incidentally, this is the first new OH-10 poll I've seen since like June

Has anyone reminded him that New York, which he claims to love, is named after York in England?

GO BILLS!

I disavow the Red Army Faction, ISIS, People's Liberation Front of Judea, Cobra, Hydra, and KAOS

I would like to see the end of the term "vaccine skeptic," to be replaced by "reality denier." These so-called skeptics are actually the most gullible rubes on the planet when it comes to conspiracy nonsense and tech-bro slop; the only thing that makes them skeptical is peer-reviewed evidence.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

I gotta be honest, reading this in dispassionate, unaccented prose just feels *wrong.*

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works. Do not look upon my works if you are allergic to my works or any component of my works. My works may increase your risk of certain infections

The major downside of voting by mail is I don't get my sticker

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