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Autumn colours this morning against a bsky. It was a sign! 🥴 Hello #TheArchers

Ramp up the pressure on Andy Burnham: weownit.org.uk/StopTheBailout

As ever, thorough and incisive. I wonder why The Economist chose to publish the graph and what they hoped to achieve? #Reform

One day I hope to see a similar apology from the BBC. Sadly, that day will not be anytime soon while GB News and other hard right political alumni continue to control the output of BBC News. #r4today

Gary Lineker was a football presenter and dared to voice an opinion and was fired. This anchor of one of the BBC's flagship political shows writes in a fascist rag and it's no problem at all. The BBC has zero credibility.

Reform is currently 3rd in most polls and the trajectory is definitely downwards. Why on earth are #R4today giving Richard Tice airtime to spout his utter bullshit?

Literally everybody is sick of this - except the BBC board and the foaming racists. Totally unacceptable. It was before, even more so now. Enough.

That’s the practice f’ed then. I knew it! Alistair saying they had excellent ratings. Doomed. #TheArchers

Excellent.

My concerns for my son when he tried the Police was that his notebook was properly punctuated and spelled, that he didn’t involve himself in misogyny and racism and that he kept safe. #TheArchers

Well that went well with the parents, #TheArchers

Let the storm damage legal actions commence #TheArchers

Soosan said nothing about the name Storm? #TheArchers

Tax wealth not work in Japan

Let’s get this right. Amber and George agree storms are violent and dangerous. Then promptly name their son Storm. Nominative determinism coming up. #TheArchers

To be Flash🤣😂 #TheArchers

Sponsored by Kit Kat and Iceland. #TheArchers

Clearly #TheArchers could represent further #BBC cost savings by acting as an advance weather forecasting service.

It really is about time they screened the People's Emergency Briefing in the village hall, if it's still standing. Ambridge got the bad weather even before the rest of us . #TheArchers @nebriefing.bsky.social

Pip: “You look different.” 👀 Josh: “Yeah, about that…” 😬 #TheArchers

Kit Kat and Iceland the supermarket. Two brand names mentioned in one episode. Next we’ll hear Casey Meats is an off shore entity and that Josh is running a crypto coin mine in Patagonia . #TheArchers

How about a mental reverse Josh? We often think it’s weird in Ambridge. Patagonia is, on balance, likely to be more normal. #TheArchers

I wonder if Lizzard’s therapist is listening to this and wondering if she might benefit from a few “ maintenance” sessions? #TheArchers

Joy will have a prognosis. She was a neurosurgeon for a time. #TheArchers

The healing power of apples. #TheArchers

Oh whoopie, Ed and Emmur can profit from this doom….. Until it becomes clear the debris on the road was Grundy pole barn roof. #TheArchers

Cider apple trees down. No more Grundy Cider orgies - after this one. #TheArchers

I had Afternoon Tea in the Orangery today. Burghley, not LoLo. Windy and rainy , but no chimney incidents #TheArchers

I’d just like to put on record that I like crème caramel. Panna Cotta and Crème Brûlée are also on my small list of preferred puds. #TheArchers

What were the odds that any Archer had a phone with them and it was turned on? #TheArchers

To be fair to Vince it would be hard to stay awake any time Josh was talking #TheArchers

Plop declares her life is so much more interesting and better since meeting Stella. She believes Stella challenges her. Low bar. #TheArchers

Was that Grundy pole barn debris on the road? #TheArchers

At least They Turkeys are safe #TheArchers

When did Stella start to believe Rosie is lovely? #TheArchers

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Just a reminder to all Reform UK members to put your clocks back to 1936 tonight.

In his Daily Mail column today, describing Trump as "toast," Richard Littlejohn mocks the President's attempted annexation of Greenland as being mad, using the phrase "nurse!" Here's what Littlejohn wrote about it when Trump first suggested it

There is a ninth level of hell.

To bring a smile to your face, here’s a c. 4,500 year-old clay vase in the shape of a little hedgehog holding a bowl! 🦔 ❤️ From Chalandriani, Syros, Greece. Early Cycladic II period. National Archaeological Museum, Athens, 📷 ArchaiOptix #Archaeology

This is a fragment of a colossal bust of Alexander the Great. It stands 58cm high. Whilst the sculpture is severely damaged, what survives is striking in its masterful rendering of the human face. For me, the clean oblique cut also lends a feel of a modern art piece. 🕰️C2nd BC 🏛️📷Pergamon Museum

Things that currently annoy me: -Celebrity Traitors (especially that chap called Bash. What sort of bloody name is Bash???) -The advert with the bloke in the bath scrubbing his conkers & happily going on about being cremated -Vinted -Bloody fireworks -Throuples -‘Leisurewear.’ 😡

Me too Sir Michael. And a few other things too.

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#CelebrityTraitors I’d murder if the coffee was that weak. 😱😡

I had Afternoon Tea in the Orangery today. Burghley, not LoLo. Windy and rainy , but no chimney incidents #TheArchers

Has Josh bulked out, or is he carrying extra pies and timber? #TheArchers

Is Vince going to have a Christmas Carol transformation like Martyn did briefly? #TheArchers

Waiting for #TheDailyMail, and others, to apologise for their obsessive and nasty comments. Guessing all #TheFirm knew about this since 2019, but they let the commentary continue.

Great to see Andrea & Liz back together again. You can just sense the electricity, the moisture, the smell of Dettol. They truly are a power duo. Our Spice Girls Our Thelma & Louise Our lick & spit Our lettuce & turnip Our seat & sniff Our Thursday night bath time. Our rash. 🇬🇧

It’s a brilliant capture of all village WhatsApp groups everywhere. Excellent #TheArchers