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"There is no way for me to return to The Pit. My way is barred there, but I'm not going to send you there without protection." - Tsul'rekshi, #CriticalRole C4E37, act I for no particular reason 🙂

we're really just phoning it in with ads these days bc wtf is this toyota? what is "trucktember"?? that doesn't even sound like anything. why are the trucks on the beach?? what does that have to do with september??? what is this ad even FOR besides the general concept of trucks this month???

what did having a stroke smell like before they invented toast?

We received a Fraud, Waste, & Abuse tip: An affordable housing developer was renting out their affordable units to friends and employees from another related entity. Due to legal ambiguity around covenant language, we couldn't substantiate the claim.

where my niche community of Critters who are also heavily immersed in Los Angeles politics at 😅 #CriticalRole

they need to invent a way of changing bed sheets that doesn't hurt my back and sap all my energy so I'm too tired to finish putting the clean sheets on 🫠

Dolly proudly, to the end of her days, described her style as "trashy" and that's just one reason i will love her forever

people who release mylar balloons shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

What the fuck is Quest Diagnostics doing?? How fucking severely have they downsized their staff that it's become utterly impossible to get a test done quickly without booking an appointment weeks out? What do you fucking mean you have to book an appointment just to DROP OFF A SAMPLE???

I'm listening to a podcast and an ad for Whole Foods just came on where the VA clearly says "no hydronated oils" instead of "hydrogenated" and I'm like... is this an AI "actor" reciting a script with a typo? Or a real dumbass with an also dumbass editor? Either way, commercial director fail 😂

if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

Walking into my livingroom so I can stretch and try to work out some of my back pain to be able to walk today bc I can't afford physical therapy and seeing a man in his 50s roller skate past my apartment feels like a very Millennial Economic Moment.

Quick update, there is a mariachi band at this meeting. Several residents told my reporter on the ground that they are now furious. The line is gigantic, and it’s unknown whether everyone will get in but “there are way more people here than there are seats.”

just occurred to me that i shouldn't bother worrying if my gender presentation confuses cis people, because it confused me for 25 years so they can deal with it for a change.

for *no particular reason* i am just mentally channeling the concept of a Cajun alligator lizardfolk in the direction of @willingblam.bsky.social ................ 🙏

@criticalrole.bsky.social my kingdom for full 15min breaks again PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭

i love woke gay king #criticalrole

Independent stores should really start swapping out their military discounts for civil rights and environmental protection lawyer discounts.

I think at the core of this is a really deep political divide over the core nature of what freedom is. At stake here is this question: is freedom the end of exploitation and rule, the ability to work and make decisions together without anyone ruling over each other, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

i cannot begin to express the level of appreciation and relief i experienced just now while calling my bank and having it confirmed i was speaking to a real human and not an ai by the way the guy was muttering to himself as he typed in my info on the other end.

Los Angeles Magazine posted their newest cover, and it's AI slop. Nithya Raman looks nothing like the image. Deeply embarassing from an unserious magazine.

genuinely what do you say to ppl like this other than "kys"

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social please tell me Maya Davinos was based off Shoreh Aghdashloo, bc her as Avaserala in The Expanse was all I could see in that whole scene with Julian and it was BRILLIANT 😂 #criticalrole www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmRQ...

Why you dont want to layoff everyone that touched a Dragon Age, example B: Solas is now the religious leader of the Chantry apparently, per new shirt.

So I always pick up hazardous objects in the street to try and improve my absolutely abysmal flat tire luck, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN this was just in the middle of the road outside my job??? 💀

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

#Poshmark fucked me over because a seller listed a pair of shoes as a MENS 9 that were actually a WOMENS 9 and won't let me return them. They're telling me I can "reposh" them, so they can just take out more seller fees. Go absolutely fuck yourselves, Poshmark.

was joking around theorizing about Azune's sorcerer ancestry with some friends, talking about how the growling massive head looming over him in his dream reminded me of Mufasa, and then i remembered his birth mark and....... Azune = Simba REAL?????? #CriticalRole

Torg: Krog, can explain how am Circular Finance bad? Krog: [sighing with the weight of relatively few eons] Pull up rock, this take minute.

if jar jar binks had breasts and was in knights of the old republic it might look a little something like this

does anyone else who grew up before LED flashlights were everywhere remember being really competitive as a kid with your friends about who had the brightest flashlight? or was that just me? 😅

Rudy Giuliani will be mourned in a specific way by every person who had to write headlines for news articles over the last 20ish years

If anyone is looking for a new place in LA and is like..... a responsible adult who is not going to be late on rent every single month PLEASE hit me up 🙏 Desperately looking for a new roommate who is not an asshole.

Hey #CriticalRole folks, was anybody else screaming about Luxon Beacons in their apartment tonight or was that just me?

Watching The Wire while eating dinner, started up ep 4x02 and was mid-bite of my sandwich when Herc walked in on the mayor.... yeah... If anyone had been here to see my face I'm pretty sure I looked exactly like this:

I'm on season 3 of The Wire and I've been trying to figure out where I recognize Cutty from and why I feel a weird affection and loyalty for him, and I finally gave up and looked up Chad Coleman's imdb and realized hes FRED FUCKING JOHNSON from The Expanse 😂

i remembered earlier today that im not on a medication that grapefruit interacts with anymore, and i just housed one of those things like cookie monster if he hadn't had a cookie in 15 years.

The biggest problem for me with going to the grocery store is I frequently purchase frozen goods, but then the stress of actually having to go to the grocery store means by the time I have driven home I have to sit in my car and disassociate for 15min while shit just melts in my trunk.

OH MY GOD ARE THEY FIGHTING FUCKING HEXXUS???? #CriticalRole