Steve

Steve

@asmodaari.bsky.social

forensic fart-spray analyst, uncles' rights activist, lover of meat byproducts

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Steve
@asmodaari.bsky.social

"In the name of the Mother, leave that boy alone!" -Ser Arlan of Pennytree, embodying his knightly vows before fighting off two goldcloaks, while completely shitfaced drunk. What a legend. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms #hbo

Steve
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RFK Jr sits alone at his dining room table. In front of him is a large plate with a heaping pile of raw aged elk meat, fresh from the side of the road. The meat is finely minced, room temperature, and infused with colloidal silver.

Steve
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He delicately uses a credit card to cut the pile into thick lines. He picks up a shortened extra-wide straw, the kind you get with boba tea, and holds to it up to one nostril. It's time to feed the worm.

Steve
@asmodaari.bsky.social

BREAKING: The ICE officer that shot Renee Good, Jonathan Ross, was treated for involuntary urination, bitch-ass-loser syndrome, and chronic micropenis, according to Department of Homeland Security officials. Doctors added that they had "never seen anything like it", saying...

Steve
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I met Topher Grace and Shasheer Zamata at the wrap party for a show my wife worked on. Just a short polite introduction. They were both very nice.

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ceej
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an important part of adulthood is coming to the realization that you can have shrimp cocktail literally any time you want

Steve
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Korn went on to add, "Boom na da noom na nanema. Da boom na da noom na namena."

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White House Faith Director Jenny Korn: "They've shown their evil. And thank goodness for companies now who are firing nurses and teachers and people like Jimmy Kimmel, because people should not be able to celebrate others' deaths in a very public way and the keep their jobs."

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Jeet Heer
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This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

Steve
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I'll be yapping about the latest episode of Alien: Earth live on YT tonight at 8pm PST with my lovely wife Jazz (@cyborgqueenjazz). We'd love to get some conversation going in the live chat so please come hang out. Let's talk Alien: Earth! Link below.

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Paul F. Tompkins
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

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Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments

ktla.comNewsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampmentsGov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
Steve
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Alien: Earth episode 4 "Observation" thoughts: 1) Noah Hawley is a fuckin master of the layered dissolve shot. They way he uses it in the conversation between Morrow and Slightly is so goddamn cool.

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Alien: Earth episode 4 "Observation" thoughts: 1) Noah Hawley is a fuckin master of the layered dissolve shot. They way he uses it in the conversation between Morrow and Slightly is so goddamn cool.

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3) Morrow's manipulation of Slightly is downright insidious! Like he is really really good at it, and the way it starts off relatively friendly and then quickly becomes deeply theatening is fucking *evil*.

Steve
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4) Kavalier misattributing that quote about technology to Isaac Asmimov instead of Arthur C Clarke is a nice little character moment. Makes you think like, hmm, maybe he's not as much of a genius as he thinks.

Steve
@asmodaari.bsky.social

Alien: Earth episode 4 "Observation" thoughts: 1) Noah Hawley is a fuckin master of the layered dissolve shot. They way he uses it in the conversation between Morrow and Slightly is so goddamn cool.

Steve
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2) I knew, from the very first ominous-ass shot of the sheep last episode (or earlier?) that it was destined for a gruesome death. And it was indeed gruesome AF in this episode. I am *fascinated* by the eyeball monster.

Steve
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I get super anxious before every one of the these Alien: Earth live aftershows. I think it's maybe an extension of my (pretty severe) fear of public speaking, but I've been regularly streaming D&D sessions for a few years now with only a tiny fraction as much anxiety. It's wierd and annoying!

Steve
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Noah Hawley does not miss. Alien: Earth already rules 9n the first 2 eps, and shows tons of promise for the rest of the season. Can't wait for more! #alienearth

Steve
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I was at a dispensary back when you had to have a medical reason to buy weed, and the lady at the desk handed me back the wrong ID - it was Matt Besser's ID, and he was standing right behind me.

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