National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
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Had a teacher in HS who was a retired semi-high-ranking army officer, & if/when you got detention for being late 3x, he had you spend an hour counting the dimples on golf balls by dotting them with a sharpie. "You waste my time, I'll waste yours." I always liked him. I did NOT like counting dimples.
Even more darkly hilarious, DC Public Works will give free pickers and other tools to community groups that want to organize a community cleanup: dpw.dc.gov/helpinghands