the exploded corpse of astrobastard

the exploded corpse of astrobastard

@astrobastard.bsky.social

The Unrest From The Midwest 70% of my body is source engine games aspiring k-mart radio dj they/he/none/freq

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just ate a chocolate chip cookie and drank a can of soda #middleschoolchallenge

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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

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thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

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Another little neighborhood walk for y'all. Getting down to the final stretch and, clearly, I'm prioritizing my time well. #screenshotsaturday #proceduralgeneration

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Ethan Klein jaunting his way over to bed with his affair partner but suddenly notices the tattoo of his wife start glowing on his arm

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VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

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Streetlights, a little wind, and everyone's favorite Halloween decoration: Just a bunch of jack-o-lanterns sat on your lawn.

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My boys: got any marmalade bruv? Ooooh here he comes, hide the breakables. Hows the weather in london chum? Me, accidentally dressed exactly like paddington bear again: ok guys cool it please

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you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting