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The Midterms

Watching the new Infowars It's nice to see satire that's a mockery of reality instead of reality that's a mockery of satire.

Make a Terrible Comic Day is for everyone! Here's a deeply inaccessible joke, unless youre into Candide #makeaterriblecomicday2026

My Texan grandma was regaling our book club with childhood horror stories about screw worm encounters. Truly stomach-churning stuff. So happy that we've nostagically brought back a plague from an angry god. Love it love this timeline

Wait I think I fucked it up

My two wolves:

Former Chronicle News Editor @pointaustin.bsky.social on Texas universities kneeling to political pressure.

Huh

“Why are men afraid of women?” “If your strength is only the other's weakness, you live in fear,” Ged said. “Yes; but women seem to fear their own strength, to be afraid of themselves.” “Are they ever taught to trust themselves?” Ged asked “No,” she said.

need more videos that hit like the atrocity guide video about the dolphin experiments where its creepy but also really stupid but also well researched and weird

Shit Stirrer: "You're gonna get in trouble for that" Hoodie Kid:

really increasingly thrilled abt how much caroline really Gets nancy

Slings and Arrows

Bicycle companies showing up with better messaging than the "opposition party."

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work in progress

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

americans love replying to this post with their regionalisms and it makes me a little maudlin because it's such a display of americans loving being american in a time when america is not loving them back

god i love LEARNING

"...show up, make a promise grand enough to flatter [...] then do as little as possible until his attention shifts elsewhere." Wow, so like, how all workers treat their executives?

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🚨🚨NEW VIDEO🚨🚨 I made a video about The Pitt and how it captures what it feels like to live in 2025 America — bombarded with horrific news every hour — and what it says about handling that grief www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AeY...

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

Woke up to the dreaded "Call me ASAP" text from my mom. Everything's fine, she's just looking for someone to house-sit. By the end of the call, I think im out of the woods. Then my mom says, "Oh by the way, have you seen the news?" 💀💀💀

The Pokémon evolution of Spectacle Guy directors goes: Michael Bay -->Zach Snyder-->Chris Nolan. No, I dont know what i mean either

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

STORY TIME! (1/5)

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Disney doing everything they can to avoid the live action remake of Hunchback. Cowards.

Im gonna get myself in fightin trim Scope out every angle of unfair advantage Im gonna bribe the officials Im gonna kill alla judges Its gonna take you people years To recover from alla damage Our mother has been absent Ever since we founded Rome But theres gonna be a party when the wolf comes home

hot freaks!

Top 5 movie genres: -Obsessively specific historical fiction. -Food is magic -I cant tell if this is funny or heartwrenching. -Someone gave us all this $$ and we're gonna make the craziest shit you've ever seen. -We refuse to let a lack of $ prevent us from making crazy shit.

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

It should be "illegal" for one person to own a business unless they are the sole proprietor.

non-new-yorkers today

Me every halloween: