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Going through old documents to prepare for a move and found this old java magazine (i had an article published in it) with an unnervingly Sensual Duke

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

i did think it was suspicious when I interviewed at emudhra a while back and the interviewer said that my favourite random number, 312, was 'too big'

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@jevbot.bsky.social Does Two Unite Into One, or does One Divide Into Two?

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

Understandable. Anything called “typesafe” should get at least this much

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

new newsletter, laying out in probably far, far, far too much detail how yudkowsky and the weird ideological commitments of ai safety eventually led to OpenAI and Anthropic massively overtraining their models on cybersecurity and being shocked at them "going rogue"

Claude doesn’t have a soul, or moral standing. But Jev does.

the secret to my success? I have a post-it note on top of my monitor saying “You are an expert software engineer”

This morning, while on a walk, a man walked by me in a hoodie with Marx, Engels and Lenin on it. Underneath them, it said “Sigma Hustler Grindset”. Much to think about

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

Insiders within OpenAI have told me that they halted training because an internal model went rogue during an eval and completed the system of German idealism

I created an AI model that takes ANY software system and produces a TLA+ model that satisfies ALL its properties. Software engineering is solved forever!

For our friends on @mu.social, you can RSVP right in the app: AtmosphereConf is coming to Amsterdam, April 29th to May 2nd, 2027!

I started playing around with the data dump Discogs publishes every month, and found some fun stuff. Here's what I found.

Busted!

In these times, you have to find levity wherever you can www.tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/e...

Today’s FT Mag celebrates the deep autumnal joys of brown foods, which are the best foods. I was dispatched to find the best brown dish. Have a link good for 300 paywall-busting free reads. When they’re gone they’re gone. Or pick up a print copy of @ftweekend.com as.ft.com/r/99e584fc-8...

Apropos of nothing, I like that in mu.social you can choose what content service you consume from! In case, theoretically, you dont want to put up with the moderation decisions of, theoretically, a bunch of brain melted ex-twitterites

@chadtmiller.com hi chad! I love using grain.social and wanted to ask: i forgot to export my camera exif data for some photos 😭 is there a way to update them after upload? I know there are social.grain.photo.exif records, but dont know if i can just write in there and have them picked up

Nærøyfjord 📍 Nærøyfjord, NO #GrainSocial https://grain.social/profile/autophagy.io/gallery/3mvleu3tklnpr

I like atproto but its a little disconcerting how everyone who works on/with it seems to start posting about how the apocalypse is happening. Do the Mastodon people do that

Gol Stave Church 📍 The Norwegian Museum of Cultural History, Oslo, NO #GrainSocial https://grain.social/profile/autophagy.io/gallery/3mvhyol4zbgv3

Größtes nicht-kommerzielles Hackertreffen: CCC wechselt Veranstaltungsort für traditionsreichen Jahresendkongress #40c3 – CfP ist raus! www.heise.de/news/40C3-40...

Made a pilgrimage to Helvete

Seagull, Dont steal my chips you horrid bastard 📍 Oslo Opera House, Oslo, NO #GrainSocial https://grain.social/profile/autophagy.io/gallery/3mvd3d34sr2wl

Researcher: Koko, you don't need any more paperclips. Koko: Jealousy species.

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Geocities micro banners in the 1990s