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I love good news

I should do a giveaway here too! I'll randomly select someone who retweets this to receive a signed copy of Daughter of Crows 🙂

A viewer named Debbie got the phrase “nut cuttin time down on the ranch” banned from my program. Debbie ruined it for everyone.

UK-caught cod joins mackerel, as overfishing means loss of traditional British fish Decades of this - each generation of politicians allows quota higher than ecosystems can take It's not supporting fishing communities by doing so, in the end it's failing them www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Nothing left to say Billions feel this way .

Well done. #NoKings

"units of volume with the last letter changed" is diabolical

The most depressing lesson of the Trump era is that scandals don’t matter if the perpetrator and their supporters don’t feel shame. Shamelessness is now a political superpower.

Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!

Beep beep

I'm gonna miss this sweet baby for the rest of my life. Goodbye Simon

JESUS: "Feed, clothe, and provide shelter to the homeless." CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"

Can we please retire the phrase, "Let that sink in"?

Apollo 13 is the first news event I remember

*this* is how desperate Trump is to distract from Epstein: -denaturalize Rosie O’Donnell -cane sugar in Coca-Cola -threaten Washington Commanders -Hillary’s emails -arrest Obama -arrest Kamala -arrest Oprah -arrest Beyoncé -arrest Al Sharpton

When you strip away humanity

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

The pro-life crowd www.newsweek.com/church-preac...

ICE is driving through the inner city now in military tanks to kidnap children off the streets and @governor.ca.gov thinks his lawsuit is enough

Any President whose goons tackles, forcibly remove, and handcuffs a sitting U.S. Senator – on camera in broad daylight – will do anything to any one of us behind closed doors.

What they aren’t showing on Fox News

Always remember:

When your only standards are double standards.

Lazy caturday

There. Someone is finally saying it out loud

💯

Belated caturday

Caturday

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

If you're negotiating about what kinds of people the American SS is allowed to blackbag and whisk away to a foreign gulag, you've already lost

To celebrate the completion of The Library Trilogy with THE BOOK THAT HELD HER HEART, I'm giving away the full set of signed Locked Library special editions. To enter just repost. Contest held across my socials - enter elsewhere too to increase chances. Winner chosen randomly from all entries.

Caturday with Simon

Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador