Jeff Fields

Folks he is developing the juice.

"I work for a company that makes beer taste like pine needles that have been soaking in a vat of apple cider vinegar for thirty years. Our logo is a Sasquatch wearing a trucker hat. I make $40,000 per year, but fortunately, Portland is super affordable, probably." buff.ly/rbDr5Q2

they call me Amazon drone because I just made a strange delivery to the pool www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.

New rule, if you're a "how is diversity our strength???" dipshit you are not allowed to root for the team whose star player is an agnostic biracial frenchman representing a majority hispanic city bsky.app/profile/eric...

Two things Nazis love, historically: 1. Poles 2. People with disabilities

I like to distract myself from the terrifying political news by reading the ridiculous political news.

There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange

I just saw someone call him "President Oompa J. Loompa" and that made me laugh. Anyway, maybe it'll happen today.

wake up babe an italian guy is doing phrenology about norweigans bsky.app/profile/zack...

The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished

If you’re Dems, please coalesce around Stephen Miller not having a job anymore.

Watch my address on the ongoing federal presence in Minnesota: youtu.be/fGTsYXBWQgU

What he said: 💯 🎯

So sad. Mark was the chronicler of the Presidency… if you wanted to know how many times GWB played golf, for example, or how many books Obama read aloud at the Easter Egg roll, you asked him. We never met but we had many exchanges on the Other Site and I’m glad he knew how much I valued his work.

The Air Force’s “next generation” fighter aircraft will be called the F-47 for the same reason. Seriously. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_...

Minnesota Nice has left the chat.

I said this 7 months ago and was called an alarmist. History says elections won’t save us. They will end us. Blue states must declare war. “I researched every Democratic attempt to stop fascism. The success rate after fascists were elected was 0%.” ▶ Once they win elections, it’s already too …

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

I think you are lying

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.

NEW PIECE: The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” Eliminates the Office of Financial Research—Threatening the Stability of the Treasury Market www.crisesnotes.com/the-one-big-...

Today, I was denied access to seeing my constituent, Mr. Kilmar Abrego Garcia. If there is nothing to hide, cut the crap. Let his lawyer and I check on him.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾East Bay!

Scott Bessent is a clown. A total embarrassment. The importer of record pays the tariffs—not China. And those costs get passed down to you in the form of higher prices. You all get that, right? It’s not rocket science.

Hegseth confirmed, on a 50–50 vote. Hillbilly Elegy broke the tie. We've now got a rapist drunk Secretary of Defense. Good times. Voting against: Murkowski, Collins, McConnell.

Great writeup from the NY Times in honor of the 100th anniversary of Puccini's death. Which is today. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/a...

Talking Points Memo has taken note of the Bluesky momentum. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-fun...

Let's see how Twitter links post here. This is RFK Jr. explaining how his academic performance was helped by doing heroin. x.com/highbrow_nob...

20 days in, and we already have a major Trump scandal. Seems Boris was extorting candidates for Trump's cabinet. (gift link)