All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

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Twas the night before NBA and all through the court Not a creature was moving not even Lu Dort

"The Great British Drive Home"

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Synths speak to metal musicians like the green goblin mask.

bro last night was a transformation of the objective world through subjective process

There is nothing so insane that the amoral fucks that populate our media and establishment won't pretend it's sensible and good if it serves their ends.

"I'm gonna send you something cute" @upthetwerx.blacksky.app "This better not fucking be a picture of me" *picture of her already uploading*

Oxford's got it all. Some days you see a man with a handful of snakes, some days you help a confused elderly Carribean lady find her way back to her flat after she falls over in the street.

This is why I keep saying things like “it was unbelievably stupid to turn to the extremely racist far right for authoritative judgements on what is and is not bigoted and unacceptable”. Which is what Britain did, because it was so helpful in stamping out the anti-austerity movement.

Any time a time capsule from the Corbyn years crosses my feed I'm never not aghast all over again at how comprehensively the national media microwaved its collective fucking brains getting high on its own supply

The archetypal Neil Young experience is encountering a song and then immediately reading someone say something like "Oh no the best version is on a live album recorded at the birthday party for billionaire CEO of Canada Goose jackets"

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In other words, a 10 percent contraction in one of Britain’s most successful exports. If it were steel or fish or other infinitely less profitable sectors, people would be having a meltdown.

All my annoyers become my voyeurs when they sit down on the cuck chair in the hotel room of my success

First pint after work on Friday Pint with your mates Solo pint with a book in a quiet pub Summer pint in the sun Winter pint next to open fire Cheeky lunchtime pint then back to work Holiday pint A free pint Pint while the snooker's on

Would be great if all the gambling addicts the apps have created got well into reading world literature looking for an edge on the Nobel bets.

Centrists don't have the sense god gave a dog. Just perpetually standing gormless with their wallets open to be inspected.

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The plan? Siphon diesel out of some tractors in a spot nobody would ever think of: right outside an active American airbase.

The NY Times top 100 TV list is fantastic if you want to read a list of dozens of things that you heard were good but decided not to check out because people were being annoying about it online.

Guess this is that facing the full force of the law that the Home Sec was talking about, huh

When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function

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A tiny self-selecting clique inside politics and media who have relentlessly egged each other on to get nastier, more cruel and more extreme, able to steamroller the public because they are holding all the microphones, mobbing to stomp all over anybody who said this was bad stuff and it should stop.

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

And every day there is more Fresh AI Hell. What's worse than polluting the information ecosystem with synthetic text dressed up to look like news? Dressing it up further as the work of fake Indigenous journalists: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I think with this Resident Evil thing, lots of people now seem to see being outraged over adaptation as a core part of fandom so will perform that no matter what the film is like.

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The entire point of the Sir Keir project was explicitly that he *would not* interfere with the engine on the gravy train: he was pitched as the guy to steady the ship, slap on some fresh paint and bring together a new Sensible coalition of moderates that would together stomp down the left.

The forbidden Black Flag parody.

Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting.

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