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I always wondered

Real question, what is Christianity to most evangelicals other that a way to justify the subjugation of women, non-whites, and "others"? Seriously, if they believe they are righteous, what is their evidence for contributing to the greater good? religionnews.com/2025/01/30/w...

Do you disavow the Hanson Brotherhood?

Whale-balls for breakfast—don’t forget.

When I was a teenager I worked in the Nordstrom women's shoe department. I lasted somewhere between a Zacharia and a Scaramuchi. That jobs sucked for an entitled little lazy-boy like me.

And with what quill did the Secretary of the Society for the Suppression of Cruelty to Ganders formally indite his circulars?

I don't know why they brought back the hump day insurance commercial but I approve

You Can See Everything For Tax Purposes

Vote early

"A study from the University of Cambridge published in 2000 found girls at birth on average looked longer at faces, and boys on average looked longer at objects." I don't think that they should call bewbs objects. www.cam.ac.uk/research/new...

I saw this at the Dr office #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon

What's it like inside your head?

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I love this

I live my life on the edge of a knife!

I just talked to my dad on the phone for 15 minutes, if anyone has any questions about the details of Jack Reacher's military career.

I recently learned that Richard Edson was Sonic Youth’s original drummer and I am no longer right in the head

Trying to understand this has helped me tremendously in my personal stress levels. Every true understanding has merit no matter how much it differs from my own. www.spencergreenberg.com/2026/06/what...

I need more Ruben's Tubes in my life. youtu.be/sIopZnMLeQo?...

I saw this elsewhere and had to share it. Jimothy is just too darn cute.

Don't be complicit. Don't share the Elf or else you're a perv.

🚨 Confession Alert🚨 I find myself doing the 🍊💩🐵 air-jackoff dance sometimes. I'm not trying to emulate him. I am just that weird.

Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

What hideous sin have you committed lately?

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The very word "Dorito" implies the existence of a larger, even more flavorful "Doro".

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My Olympic run is 95% done. I just need to get in shape and practice for 10,000 hors.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Same energy:

Do you ever wonder whether we are living in the timeline in which Rufus did not successfully keep Wyld Stallyns together?

Damn… if I got $300,000 every time I did 15 shots of tequila I’d have gone to a much nicer rehab.

Gozer is weak on animal control

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours. Gas prices skyrocketing. Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month. Another war in the Middle East. Are we great again yet?

They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!

Undocumented immigrants don’t vote Trump was not “exonerated” re: Epstein The board of peace is a huge grift The Melania movie was a bribe You pay the tariffs The boat bombings are murder The ceasefire is not a ceasefire Ice is not targeting criminals And on and on

Wow.

Face it. ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, killing people, wearing masks, not identifying themselves and using “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens. Americans are resisting, as they should. It is time to defund ICE! Repost if you agree #BlueCrew

I'm thrilled to announce that I've been nominated for the Publisher's Clearinghouse Peace Prize. 🏆

Can you imagine bringing Mark Kelly up on some bogus made up charges and how it’ll play across the country? He’s a GODDAMN AMERICAN HERO