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Get in there!!! 🇧🇷 Bora Lula! Fuck Trump!

A bit of #at40 story time. Fascinated by the early '90s men-shouting-at-each-other cinematic trend embraced by Mamet & Tarantino, I was primed for a Pulp Fiction promotional writing competition. I entered and won a copy of the full Pulp Fiction screenplay.

#FolkloreSunday #Celtic: `Walking past #fairy mounds at night or on the turning points of the year (#Beltane on May 1 and #Samhain on November 1) was considered very risky, for the otherwise invisible door might open and the passerby might be lured into an at-first pleasurable, but endless and 1/2

Look at this adorable little shit!

In the beginning...

That's three lizards in a lizard suit

The more than 550 infographics I've made have always been a hobby for me as a linguist and writer. However, since 2023, people have been able to support my work by giving me the equivalent of a coffee or a sandwich per month. I'd be thrilled if you became my patron too! patreon.com/yvanspijk

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Go get 'em! Fluck's hard-coded API key: HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD

Information doesn’t want to be private and nobody wants to give us our own agency. We fight for it in the small windows we have, or we cede it entirely.

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Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: An army colonel retires early and receives some guests from a patrol boat.

Make a band bigger. Beastie Men

Make a band bigger Destiny's Parent

I'd like to wish everyone a Happy James Dobson is Dead Day. May the christofascist, bogoted prick rest in piss. #antifascist #holiday

Breathtaking #Eclipse

Twas cloudy in Cork, but darkness descended and all the wildlife held their breath. #SolarEclipse

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Happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate. xcancel.com/WillieMcNabb...

Copium

Need more turtles

Excuse me, do they make these for other people's children?

I'll bet €1 the Starbucks COO thought a word-guessing program could manage their inventory because a chatbot said he was smart.

Don’t ever loop me in

Many, many years ago I worked for a certain legal news website to which Lindsey Graham subscribed. Anyway i hardcoded it to always spell his name wrong in the top corner, no matter how many times he tried to manually correct it.

That's not who I wanted, but I'll take it.

Holy shit

The perfect post exists.

Unnecessary violence

In 1975 Elton won "Outstanding Rock Personality Of The Year". Dylan had the best album, Stevie and Joni were best vocalists, and Eagles got best band. Separate RnB awards went to LaBelle (single) and EWF (album) Cher and Diana, presumably, each got the🖕😅 #at40

Hyperrealism is so feckin cool #art #hyperrealism

It's Friday again! A whole week since Shitler opened the Strait of Hormuz. Look how great it's going! (Narrator: It's not going.) #Iran #Shitler

Have you ever seen this iconic image of the Ebola virus, from the first known outbreak in DRC in 1976? An electron microscopic image, it was captured by #CDC 's Fred Murphy, a virological giant and a very kind interviewee. He died yesterday. He will be missed, but his scientific legacy lives on.

I still love that the main coding website is called "GitHub." What, was "DipshitCentral" already taken?

So Will Cathcart is leaving WhatsApp and this is the new leader that Mark Zuckerberg has chosen.

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Love how the lack of punctuation brings _implications_

Hey it's Friday! Congratulations to Shitler for opening up the Strait. Look at all the ships go! #Iran #Shitler

#FolkloreSunday #Celtic: `Artemidorus of Ephesus hands down a story of a harbor on the coast of the ocean whose name is "two ravens". In this harbor one could meet two ravens whose right wing was each whitish colored. 1/3

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

Posting this for a specific audience here.

Looks like the corrupt babysitter industry will finally be disrupted by a hedge fund hero with vibe-coded tech. A real David-and-Goliath story!

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”

We can’t afford to take any chances. It’s time to sink the hantavirus ship, and all other cruise ships. No survivors.

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