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You do the "31 horror movies for October" thing for too many years and eventually you end up with this.

Currently watching.

i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

Is that Pokémon SwSh?

As someone who makes most of his decisions based out of spite from being a "No Simpsons" kid growing up, I struggle with this. One of those YouTubers is going to become a generation-defining touchstone and my kid's just going to have to smile and nod as his college buddies quote classic brainrot.

What a bizarre mish-mash of comic and movie buildings. I kind of love it.

Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.

Kicking off October with a good one tonight: Pin, 1988.

It is no longer called pancake syrup. It is now Pancake Ketchup, because I needed to convince my toddler that he would like liquid sugar.

"why would I deceive you?"

Stay mad. 🛫

Incredible game. I am begging you all to try this out if you haven't already

seeing ppl who are pushing 50 & have seen whats happened literally every time activision acquires a new studio talking about some "theres finally hope banjo will return"

i dont know if im just getting old or what but i have never heard of this song of this person before. who is this "mariah carey" and what does her song "all i want for christmas is you" sound like

please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.

That was close—I barely remembered to repost one of my favorite Birthday Boys sketches right before the West Coast deadline of September 18 at 1:48pm:

Looking forward to Metroid Ravenous. Here’s a phone doodle of a hungry girl.

Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous

Look, I'm not even particularly nostalgic for OoT, but I had a full on "Critic from Ratatouille" flashback moment when they showed Kokiri Forest. I think the jump button is silly and I don't want voice acting in my Nintendo games but I'm all in on the remake now.

All Zelda has been canceled, this is now a Metroid Anniversary Direct

The new Spider-man may be the first MCU film I miss in theaters. This is largely due to how hard it is to find time/a sitter, but it doesn't help that the last Spider-Man was the worst thing the MCU ever produced. I hear this one's good! But god I hated the last one.

Yeah, me neither

Knocking out some Ultra Beasts while the Bank is still up. First one down. Named it after the only red and green thing I could think of. #Pokémon #shinyhunt

I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

DK Challenge Komplete! Note how I finished the retro challenges the night the event dropped and held off on the Bananza ones until the last minute. Honestly, the hardest part was re-learning the controls after not playing for a year, but that slug boss can go fuck himself. #DKChallenge

"The Iron Man cartoon for toddlers isn't nearly as good as the Spider-man cartoon for toddlers" is an opinion I'm disappointed to learn I have.

We've got a lot of very strong contenders among this year's I Voted stickers. My favs:

The one interesting thing the MCU has over the comics is the inevitability that the actors will age out/get bored of their roles and force the story to progress with new characters. And all the current buzz around the movies is "when are they going to recast Iron Man?"

Honestly, sounds kind of fun? I somehow trust Kevin Smith more than most to spin something entertaining out of this obvious fanservice cash-in.

it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there