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Jus because a puppy pic is always a good idea…

To Live And Die in LA. share.google/vFTpnHF72ybF...

Grandpa’s having one of those episodes again…

Yeah I’m a fan, but… I don’t think there’s any player who’s more essential to his team’s success than Caleb Williams. This offense is different animal with him driving. #Bears

How's that for Caleb Williams' return? 6-of-6 passing for 64 yards and a touchdown on the opening drive. Colston Loveland had 3 catches for 36 yards and a score. Roschon Johnson with 3 touches for 29 yards. Bears 7, Falcons 0

Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.

Easily the ugliest game of the Ben Johnson era. And confirmation that we need Caleb back the moment he’s fully healthy.

Chef’s kiss. 🤌🏻

The pro-lifers are livestreaming a public execution.

The Nobel Peace Prize for 2026 will be announced at a press conference tomorrow at the Norwegian Nobel Institute in Oslo. And I for one can't wait for the tantrum from the Feeble Felon. www.nobelpeaceprize.org/articles/ann...

People do not hate America, Mr Trump. They hate you. BIG difference.

“One of the feelings I carry around with me is gratitude. I tell our students gratitude makes you feel lucky, & feeling lucky is a force field to all the bollocks in the world & that my luck stems entirely from being aware of all the incredible wonderful things that have ever happened to me” Sanjeev

I did not expect this, but I’m enjoying the hell out of it. #Bears

I'm like teary-eyed for Keenum for the game he's having. Dude deserves it so much. #Bears

Gonna gloat for a sec… but how excellent for our QB3 to be better than most QB2’s. So happy for Keenum. #Bears

There we go Thieneman!! #Bears.

Okay Bears. Shake it off. Another stop, another turnover.

Is there a fund I can donate to that will stop the airing of that annoying Jason Kelce Sunday Ticket commercial? I’m so sick of seeing it damn near every game break. Make it stop!!!

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

Any time the #Bears want start blocking Turner, please feel free. Before he kills Caleb.

THIS 👇 HERE.......

Fascinating

On the short list of most beautiful songs ever recorded…

100% this!! #Bears

#Bears !!!!

It’s gonna be a long season if the #Bears need to score 48 points a game just to have a chance to win. This defense is… not optimal.

Name a film you’ve seen 10+ times

🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.

Absolutely this. ESPN used to be something I'd throw on in the morning, then come back to late at night, and now it's something I accidentally stumble across and rush to change. If I actually wanted to get screamed at by jackass gambling addicts 24/7, I'd live at a casino.

“Thank you for the nifty birthday hat. I’m going to chew on it now.”

Shiloh says “Hi, and leave me alone, I’m napping here.

I’m a native Chicagoan but not necessarily a Cubs fan… but holy shit PCA. #PCAforMVP

🎶 Hold me closer, Tony Dannn Zaaaaa… 🎶

Boycott Google, as it shamelessly panders to that idiotic vulgar slob.

Rob and Stacey Petrie, of course!

Downgrade a movie: The Usual Suspect

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