Brenton Metzer

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

The fact that China doesn't like people switching to Bluesky seems like another sign that it's a great thing

What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today

Clown President-elect’s presidency will be a disaster like you have never seen before.

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

Conan O’Brien is hosting the 97th Oscars The ceremony takes place March 2, 2025

These appointments prove that insisting people achieve and be promoted based on “merit” was never really their real concern.

BREAKING: Attorney for teenager at the center of Matt Gaetz sex trafficking allegations says "She was a high school student and there were witnesses." Calls upon Ethics Committee to release it's report which Miami Herald/McClatchy sources say is "highly damaging."

This is the guy who told the United States Supreme Court that the President could dispatch Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political opponent and have immunity when doing so.

Do we post pictures of cats here or not?

between anti-abortion extremists and rfk the trump administration seems to be a targeted effort to increase maternal and early childhood mortality

Bluesky and Threads are currently the Top 2 free apps on the US charts At this time — Twitter (X) is #25

For real 😲

Rep. Dan Goldman: "Matt Gaetz is currently under an ethics investigation that was started after a serious criminal investigation for sleeping with underage women... The idea that you would put somebody who clearly has such a vendetta against the DOJ *in control* of the DOJ... is scary."

"Onion to buy InfoWars" totally sounds like an Onion headline . . . .

Good morning. Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.

I follow back @ogidigidi.bsky.social

this is what escaping twitter felt like

Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do

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Trump's pick for Secretary of Defense is a Fox News anchor who pushed him to pardon war criminals who were so bad their own troops reported on them. www.businessinsider.com/pete-hegseth...

So like Elon didn’t know why Twitter paid so much for janitors and the result was employees having to bring their own toilet paper and that’s what the new shadow omb will be

watching the shock and horror as trump’s cabinet roles are announced and thinking everyone needs to get familiar with this word

I'm just not so sure the presidency and the position of attorney general were meant to be safe havens for people trying to avoid prison time

fuck this guy on behalf of the women i personally know who served their country in combat roles

What teams do you think are showing potential?

Where do people look for jobs these days? Particularly work from home jobs? I haven't job searched in 10 years but my niece is looking for a work from home job so that she can help me around the house. Full time or part time is fine. Barely matters what. Thanks everybody!

We gotta build this mf from the ground up😭

Starter pack of people who laugh at my jokes

I'm telling yall now, The Other App™️ is finished.

Trump choosing a Fox anchor to be Secretary of Defense is my first real "is this a dream?" moment since election day.

Someone said matt gaetz thought a “recess appointment” was where to meet his next date, and oh myyy

Hi new butterflies. Welcome to the friendlier skies.

watching cabinet appointments get announced like

The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.