🏳️‍⚧️Hybrid mana's strongest soldier

metastasis

FINALLY!!!

magic player: this card is ai generated me: it isnt but i despise ai art so i understand why you thought that magic player: how dare you disagree with me, blocked 🙄

not a knock against this person for having this reaction, but i think we need to accept that something being designed by comittee isnt an excuse to pick apart someones art. this obviously isnt ai, but corporate art tends to look ai generated even when made by a person under oversight of many people!

@aaron.bsky.team Aaron rodericks hates transgender people for criticizing him. Brand risk

@aaron.bsky.team Aaron rodericks reflects poorly to investors for being a sex pest. If reposting barely legal porn is what you see, imagine what he is trying to hide

Aaron rodericks represents poorly on bluesky and its esteemed financial supporters. the broligarchy will not stand. @aaron.bsky.team

Twice now, one of Emile's cats has tried to steal my HRT and run off with it.

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Breeding Nexus 32x56 The Breeding Nexus is a secret Simic growth chamber where a massive fused organism drifts in a dark aquatic vault. Tendrils extend through the structure carrying incubation sacs of engineered life. #Ravnica #battlemap #dnd #mtg #ttrpg

Morning Kitten

ken jennings my dms are open

Archidekt should have a clippy popup that goes "So you're making a 96 card manabase! let me help" and gives you a list of stupid shit #magicthegathering #mtg

We would like to apologize for the misinformation spread in this post. Upon examination, the attached photo has been doctored in a means to portray Grounder as having licking capabilities. This is a deeply upsetting matter and we have appreciated your concern. Grounder will pay for his acts.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

Shout-out to bluesky staff for getting so offended by this they block me

Blocked by bluesky staff ✅

It's called using your fucking eyes

I don't think I'll ever get over Clarence Thomas ruling on cases related to Jan 6 knowing that his wife was an active participant in the attempted coup. Or ruling on cases related to government regulations and a wealth tax knowing he took gifts from billionaires. It's a disgrace.

Critter

CEOs desperately want to do business without needing customers

Ngl Bluesky became even better when everyone realized the people running it hate the userbase. Its so fun to see people fighting the staff at every turn

4/7/26 #arteveryday Two late posts in a single week? Man I’m slowing down ^^’ #mtg #forest #landscape #pixelart

poorly painting myself into random mtg cards, day 5 of ??? #mtg #mtgalter #altart #forthebit

Imagine plagiarizing fucking reddit of all places. Stop grifting off this war and do everything in your power to stop it

he is risen #boner

No I don’t pay the one #mtg #pupplay #humanpup (Aka my Arabella deck does hard lol)

@scryfall.com please keep this I love it so much

do you think a psychiatrist would accept this and prescribe me Adderall

No fucking shit

Are the turbolibs in the room right now?

It's not about win rate, it's about making sure you don't flood/gas out

Congratulations, Violet Hynes, winner of Sunday's Modern Super Qualifier at the F2FTour in Ottawa! // Félicitations à Violet Hynes, gagnante du Super Qualifier Modern de dimanche lors du F2F Tour à Ottawa! @playmagic.com @magic.wizards.com @ultimateguard.bsky.social #mtg #mtgcommunity

sorry I halfway locked in which resulted in writing a sex scene which resulted in Asexuality Brainworms

Same, but I really doubt it

Day 206! Last day of @gremlin.world memes, drink it in! Make Goblin King noble, ferda! @magic.wizards.com #GoblinKing #mtg

Real fun commander till you need to dig for a land drop