Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!

Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!

@mtgdad.bsky.social

I'm the 'MAKE GOBLIN KING NOBLE' person. Decertified MTG L2 he/him Co-Host of JudgeCast: https://judgecast.com/

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Revised, Updated, & Upgraded! Here's a thread of all the MTG related Starter Packs I can assemble. This time, I'm going to pin the first post to my profile to make it easy to find it. At the end, I'm going to share a couple of observations that I hope will help Starter Pack creators. Here we go!

Had a weird dream last night. For some reason, I dreamt that my wife took my dog on some 'errand' and came back with a different dog. The reason she did this is unknown to my awake self, but it caused me increasing amounts of upset last night. I woke briefly at least twice during the dream...

...but never regained consciousness enough to reset. I didn't hate the new dog. It was...fine. But the level to which I missed my little girl was painful. Even after I woke and convinced myself it was a dream, I still had to find my dog as soon as possible

I don't know what Freud would say, maybe I'm insecure or afraid of replacement. Or heck, it probably goes back to my mother. Anyway, hug your loved ones and maybe take them out for a nice dinner or something. It pays to be kind.

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"I was told," said the princess, "that the point of fairy tales is not to tell children dragons exist, but that they can be killed." "Oh, absolutely!" said the dragon. "You agree?" "These rich, selfish, powerful, cruel beings that need killing, did you think they're literally dragons, princess?"

What even is this?

Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social

I'm loving Fortune's Weave but the heavy armor has to be some kind of elaborate prank to horrify @bretdevereaux.bsky.social . You've got the boob plates, wide open groin and thighs, and then there's the ... feet things? I don't know what to call them.

And with all these game studios hiring new talent to release more and better games... Oh.

Dix@dixonij.bsky.social

That's a goddamn gaming PC price. They've lost the fucking thread at that price point.

Clue had three different endings and we saw them all at once on the VHS release. But to see them all in theaters, you had to go watch it 3 separate times in different venues.

Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

Or things like, 'Goblin King should be noble!'

Judge Lev@nornsfelidar.bsky.social

My favourite thing about casual conversations with magic players is that they will say things like "I want a Tam for my superfriends deck", "I picked blue Samut first for commander" or "I'm looking for Gary, the Snail" and reveal the monsters that they are without a second thought.😏

Storming! One of my favorite things to do in Limited is to dramatically state 'Storm Count is 2,' or some ridiculously low number before casting the card with storm in my hand. #TokenTobwr #GoblinKing #mtg

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M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

I spent 2 days at an orientation for a pyramid scheme styled direct sales perfume company before I realized, 'You are not a fast talking salesperson'. The job was ...

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I see a goblin, I repost a goblin. Even when it doesn't work out for the goblin. RUDE.

Nathan Long@natedogg.bsky.social

Day 458 of Natedogg's Daily Rules Tip: Q: My opponent attacks me with a Goblin Piledriver. Can I cast Tishana's Tidebinder and counter the attack trigger, or does the Piledriver having protection from blue stop that? #mtg

I want to reshare a post, but I recognize consumers have changed behaviors in the last 15+ years and the target age group of Magic hasn't changed much. There is a whole new mindset out there so past statements about behaviors are likely no longer true. That said, there are still too many cards.