beefdrink

sooo confirmed, santa’s #1 helper is a squirrel

Fun fact: they/them pronouns are 80% depleted and will run out around 2029

I am SICK as fuck AGAIN. my throat HURTS and my joints ACHE

i just clicked on the transmedicalism subreddit and i think im ready to die

i have to stop checking my phone and go to sleep

been learning about french punctuation, and these little guys « » (guillemets) are fun as hell

how to make a bunch of friends and hang out and be happy forever

super mario princess be like: IM PEACH, THE PRESIDENT of Mushroom Kingdom !

hecks buog

I don't need sleep, I need twitter for women!

holy fuck he just fucking ate that thing and it got a boner

every text post on instagram is now ai generated and i am losing my fucking mind

holy fuck he just fucking ate that thing and it got a boner

I hope giant tortoises cover the whole earth

I refuse to Halloweenize my account because I’d have to become “BOOfdrink” and that is not happening folks

the uncut man

telling a mutual to delete a post is the highest form of love and banter

just a glimpse into my twisted mind etc

are you snuffbait or are you suicidal

Come to mama, mentions destroyers

it turns out that 37% of 100% is 37%. Neat little math hack

I’m sick like a DOG! Arf arf!

i’m sick as fuuuuc

you can tell the writers of the harry potter movies were pussies because they never made a wand/dick joke

They better keep their eyes peeled

i can feel myself starting to get sick... no... NO!!!

Robots radicalized me

these are all genuine picks btw

getting my prostate crushed is my love language

yes, i just watched over 6 hours of TV today to finish a show before my free trial ends. no, i will never go outside in the sun

i was cis long before i saw Iron Man

i humbly propose, as meekly as i can, that we eliminate all the days between sunday and saturday

hello it is me, Sam Altman. I have finally decided it’s time to launch my new marketing campaign. we will plaster ads on your children’s smiles, and for $15.99/mo extra, we’ll also let you personalize the ads for a bespoke experience

cumquat

they should replace Congress with ai and the president with ai

it's a real tragedy

this is what batman is afraid of?

Jack Kerouac predicted 9/11, and NONE of you gave him a chance

Howwwwww kirk charlieeeeeee into my neck, open IT POURSSS #CarryTheFlame

anybody ever notice how donuts have holes in their necks #whatdatmean

twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

please, mr. gay was my father, call me ass gay