Beef (they/them)

Hello, I am Beef! I never introduced myself. I make a comic called Uneven Keel! It is a drama about a stressed gay bird man who really likes boats, and every social interaction he has goes incredibly poorly. You can witness him continually make bad choices here: uneven-keel.com #webcomics #comics

my patented technique for how to never draw your belts backwards again: ED

Anyway give my book to your children. Good things will happen. buyolympia.com/Item/lucy-be...

Today I finished Doomsday, My Dear. I don't have any kind of big media blitz prepared, but it would mean a lot if you'd read and/or share it now that it's complete: doomsdaymydear.com To those who have been following along, the last four pages are here: doomsdaymydear.com/dmd/692 #webcomics

sooo my bank account is in the negatives lol... I'm offering a doodle like this for $15, you can get a colored version or just lines! it can be SFW or NSFW. i just need enough to last me until the 17th this month, so I'd appreciate if people could share this 🙏... #commissions #commissionsopen #art

finally put my dogonline fixations to bed, and i can go back to being a human person again i will still do my dailies though….

Chapter 19 of Uneven Keel begins tomorrow! Time to get Keel's perspective on things... also, we're going to hit 500 pages shortly! Hoorah!!! Read the webcomic for free here: uneven-keel.com

This week you can find The Scale of a Man, my illustrated reflection on craft, grief, and inheritance, on @therumpus.net. Thank you @marinaomi.bsky.social for believing in this piece and getting it further into the world. Read the whole thing here: therumpus.net/2026/10/13/t...

between sharks and spades you are in a sad pickle and peril, poor lad

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

It's the second to last update of Doomsday, My Dear! EVER. You can read the new pages here: doomsdaymydear.com/dmd/690 Or start at the beginning here: doomsdaymydear.com/dmd/chapter-... Or you can wait and read it all at once when it ends, which will be... next time. #webcomics #webcomic

lining everything up perfectly 😎

yeah i'll make you a dress for a funeral

is for rosemary? prints available: mcapriglione.art/products/is-...

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb

i have this white deskmat. i spilled something on it 4 months ago and washed it, and forgot about it while leaving it to dry. i finally put it back on my desk, and so now have spilled my drink all over it TWICE IN THE SPAN Of 24 HOURS. there have been no desk incidents prior. it's gotta be cursed

Oh Keel. language nuance getting a little lost here... Update day! uneven-keel.com/comics/489/

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

anyone else feel like this

i just saw a guy driving down the busy main road, stop at a stop sign, wait his turn and turn, and keep going down the middle of the lane as any old driver would except he wasn’t driving a car he was just a guy on a skateboard

Dragon (small) ✨

​It's time for scares! I am now posting Dead Time up on ComicFury for free! It will update every day for the rest of the month: deadtime.the-comic.org Also, coinciding with it's web-release, I am discounting Dead Time's PDF for 50% off for the entire month of October at itch.io/s/202821/hap... !

There is no steady unretracing progress in this life; we do not advance through fixed gradations, and at the last one pause

#residentevil

excited for everything in vol 3-5 but saddened at how many chapters it will be until i get to draw nautical things again. you only know what you've got, 'til it's gone...

playing big walk solo

#Claymore #クレイモア

held

It's my birthday! You should check out my multi-award-nominated webcomics inhibitcomic.com (teens with superpowers and depression) and visagecomic.com (what if two men kissed where god could see), and then give @smallpress.scot a follow.

listen...

Timeline has me in a TLoZ mood lately

I have a lot of homeprinted zines at conventions: some of them are also Patreon extras, so if you've supported the Patreon, you'll have already seen many of these, but I decided to compile them all into a single, 50+ page purchasable PDF! (AtK PDF is also included!) beefsen.itch.io/zine-bundle-...

Bunch of mezozoic friends!🦕

happy 40 years of pesky plumber pandemonium! #mar10day

I paid a lot of money on an eye exam and contact lens, so I'm bringing up my commissions again: www.tumblr.com/neoyi/780579... Prices and samples are listed in the link.