beer gullet

Democrats don’t want to impeach fascists because that means that eventually someone might want to impeach them. Not a good look.

*loudest fart sound known to mankind*

the train station in ningbo has a good mcdonalds

Imagine Dragons is Stomp Clap Hey for EA Sports

all hospitals of Brazil now preparing for an influx of jair bolsonaro

Check out how easy this is.

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

the best part of China so far is soup for breakfast, we need this in America

if I met a guy at a party that said he was genetically engineering dogs to be better at killing people I wouldn’t hesitate to break the first beer bottle I see and stab him in the neck

sometime an actor dies and you’re like “they were only 75?? they’ve been 75 for 30 years.”

Using AI to develop dementia

Guy on this flight is watching TikTok on one phone and playing games on the other. Incredible.

The Chinatown in Donguan is fucking huge

I was told there was a dog at this basketball factory, but they have yet to materialize

At about 3 every day I sort of stare at a wall and the world starts to melt around me because I am 13 hours ahead of what my body thinks I should be doing

What was supposed to be 24 hours in Hong Kong will now be 6

Always amazed when they make something like this from huge piece of shit movie

Tune Squad jersey but on the back it says Epstein

The show Wayne has maybe 3 or 4 all time performances from some incredible character actors that have never gotten their due

shidded on the plane

this is the funniest possible follow up to bad bunny

lol if Sony or Microsoft think I’m paying $1800 for a locked down console, bitch please

*sitting on delayed plane* 13 emails and 25 app alerts: “YOUR PLANE IS DELAYED”

For folks who just read the headlines: click the link. They write the haiku.

To everyone on the plane doing emails: plane time is for staring and napping not working

James Carville: “I have poop in my pants.” Bill Kristol: “Good point.”

crazy that carville has been dining out for 30 years on attaching himself to one of the great political savants

Establishment democrats will do their damnedest to make sure any progressive movement gets stopped in its tracks

Also a city council seat for my ward seems to be up for grabs next year.

applied for that job at my company. Manager says I’m perfectly qualified for it and lamented that he hasn’t been able to figure out a way to move me up himself. We’ll see how it goes. Not counting my chickens before they hatch.

How much would you pay for mock hospice care? Like you pay money to lay down in bed, you nap, someone feeds you, then you die peacefully. You can pay extra for actors to sob uncontrollably. This a million dollar idea.

Reggie miller keeps showing up on my people you may know on Facebook. Should I become friends with Reggie miller?

Christopher Walken in SLEEPY HOLLOW

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

I’m not a reality tv person. Makes me uncomfortable to watch people be exploited for entertainment. Most of these people don’t appear to be emotionally intelligent enough to understand how they are presenting themselves or how they are being portrayed. Or they don’t care, in which case why should I?