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i need all discourses about whether ai is actually useful for certain tasks or if not using it is a privilege (???) to cease immediately until they stop selling compute at a multi-billion dollar loss

"let IPs die" 🚫 "force IP into the public domain" 👉

I really fucking need people to go to their local college and audit a documentary filmmaking class before saying shit like "I don't think this movie accurately portrays the facts therefore it's not a documentary" that's not what the word "documentary" *means*

Jair Bolsonaro still unsure whether to go for a celebratory trip to the hospital or a consolatory trip to the hospital

SHE MADE A HALLOWEEN VERSION????????? also YAYYY

The only Belcher who could resist the ring is Gene, who would simply forget about it.

bob is like one missed night of sleep away from going full Gollum on his best day

laser gun that sends you to hell

Every gothic horror:

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

obsessed with the description for the witch in aria of sorrow's bestiary

we can talk budget this, personnel that, but it's genuinely fucking crazy that one of THE biggest runaway megahits of this decade is a Baldur's Gate game and EA is liquidating The Baldur's Gate Company for loose change to make more FIFA. not even gonna to TRY and cash in on that? like not try at ALL

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

I have no idea what this web security thing everyone's talking about is so it just kind of reads like a number did a terrorist attack.

People trying to figure out Elizabeth Holmes need to remember that when she enters the Theranos complex, she loses her memories of life outside of the Theranos lab and becomes Liz

WOMAN: I’m gonna cum!! NATHAN FIELDER: ok.

ten years ago as a critic i would respond by analysing it as a piece of propaganda, considering how it produces and reflects culture but that feels so pointless now. who cares. you just look once and see what it is. they aren't hiding it. it is funded by and funding in turn an actual genocide

You might say he’s in baddie bliss. You might say he speaks Huttese but freaks hotties. You might say he’s scrib doon two chicks at the same time

“did you see the adam conover polyamory discourse on bluesky—“ you bolt awake in your own bed and you are still yourself. you didn’t dream it and it isn’t some historical time. you did see the adam conover polyamory discourse on bluesky and you have to accept that’s the life you live now

It was one of the funniest things thats ever happened

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

do i disavow what? muslim brotherhood? my guy there is nothing better than muslim brotherho-- *crowd starts booing* wait i mean i disavow all brotherhood due to my misandry *booing intensifies* wait i mean i specifically disavow muslim brotherhood due to my islamophobia *raucous cheering*

"three Trek appearances on three different series" is the character actor equivalent of winning a batting title

"they're doing malfoid on twitter" i don't care, man. this whole discourse is funko pops. you went to the ragebait factory and got ragebaited

I advocate cutting off your parents just for the hell of it. Even if they’re great. Just for love of the game!