Gerald Benischke

Gerald Benischke

@beny23.github.io

Maker, breaker and fixer of software. Adventures in #appsec and #agile: beny23.github.io he/him

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Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

“Get’s”? Nevermind the racism, fascism, sexism, war crimes, rape and grift. But sticking his small punctuation in there is intolerable…

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social

Trump criticising Democrats, "You'll be thrown into a communist system where everybody get's healthcare" My view: In the UK we call it democracy and NHS

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We talk we don’t We walk we run we flee We strive we drive The pointlessness of being We grow we slow We wake we scream We angst we dream The pointlessness of being

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Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

The big the small Give a shit at all Wait wonder why The pointlessness of being The rich the poor They breed the greed And lie and die The pointlessness of being

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We talk we don’t We walk we run we flee We strive we drive The pointlessness of being We grow we slow We wake we scream We angst we dream The pointlessness of being

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Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We live we die We sink we fly We cry and cry The pointlessness of being It’s all too much It’s too big and small We’re waiting to fall The pointlessness of being

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We burn and burn Our children yearn For something anything The pointlessness of being We fuck we fight We sleep all night And dance into a Pointlessness of being

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We talk we don’t We walk we run we flee We strive we drive The pointlessness of being We grow we slow We wake we scream We angst we dream The pointlessness of being

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

We wait we wait We sit we stay We rest all day The pointlessness of being We fight we stand We break we can’t We resist and desist The pointlessness of being

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Ciaran Martin
@ciaranm.bsky.social

“Losing the data on 20 million federal employees to the Chinese was bad. But you knew the Chinese weren’t going to sell or publish it.” Me in The New York Times ($, £) on why the hack of the FBI could, if confirmed, be one of the worst data breaches of all time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...

nytimes.comEmbarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its EmployeesIn an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.

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Carl T. Bergstrom
@carlbergstrom.com

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Goodnews
@goodnews.computer

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

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Emma Monk
@monkemma.bsky.social

One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26

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Pete Fraser
@petefrasermusic.bsky.social

I’m just a simple Internet user, but it seems to me that the UK government shouldn’t use this man’s website for official communications, I dunno.

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social

Here is a call for the murder of Home Office ministers + officials by the X user endorsed by the site owner Elon Musk.

Gerald Benischke
@beny23.github.io

I loved @witchofthetest.bsky.social ‘s keynote at Agile on the Beach it had everything. Humour, a serious topic, no AI, Dutch Viking ax fighting arias. beny23.github.io/posts/aotb_2... #AgileOnTheBeach2026

beny23.github.ioAgile on the Beach 2026: Field of princesThis is a post about my travel to Cornwall for Agile on the Beach, a fantastic conference. So why do I talk about fields of princes? You’re going to have to bear with me. But this will involve big que...