JohnnyBlueSky

Unfuckingbelievable win Hawkeyes!!

Truly the Fyre Festival of strategic campaigns.

Just made a smoothie using 8 not yet rotten but wouldn't wait til tomorrow ingredients. AMA

Cade MF'ing Horton

Trying to make this little white ball moooooove

EXCLUSIVE: CA National Guard troops sent by Trump to LA amid immigration protests are sleeping on concrete floors. No fed funding for food, water, fuel, equipment or lodging. Source: “Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight” www.sfchronicle.com/california/a...

They're itching to get the military and law enforcement to overreach for them

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Love this 80s NBA college championship

Circling back on this…

POS Hegseth just texted me the ending of white lotus

Any question the orange turd is a Russian plant at this point?

How can such a con man be such an easy mark?

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

Make Gaza great again does not sound good

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Keith loved his super dawg 😂

This has to be the worst presidential briefing in history.

The rare night off and empty house. The dogs and I are hoping for 4 quarters of entertaining football

The Buffet tune was nice on the Rock Hall of Fame thingie. I’ve given up and have realized it is the most Warren Zevon thing to NOT be in the Rock HOF. Same for The Replacements.

Right on

Poor Aaron Rodgers

Just a beauty of an NFL game

Sources: Bears coach Matt Eberflus has been fired after an ugly loss to Lions, the team’s six in a row. Chicago now has the NFL’s third head coach opening.

Staley Henrietta Fishman

Gonna complete my first Bears game without checking Twitter for the first time in a long time

The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?

Bring back Velus

My Bears optimism life cycle: Sunday afternoon- this team won't win another game all year, fire everyone Wednesday - it's the NFL, everything tends to even out Sunday morning - I have a weird feeling they're going to look good today. Repeat

Hey Netflix! Detroiters has officially been #1 in the “🔥 Everyone’s Watching” list for a whole MONTH! This should automatically mean you owe us a Season 3 minimum with options for however many seasons the cast want to do sooooo let’s get to it bud! #DetroitersWatchParty

Surely I misheard. There’s no way Dr. Oz, the OG grifter, president of grift university, has been tapped to lead the largest and most influential US healthcare entity.

Euthanize the franchise

Get Simone biles the ball!

We'll always have halftime

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Waiting for my apology text from Netflix this morning

Hey Netflix do I have to wait for my DVD in the mail to watch this fight?

You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day...

The sweet science