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no thanks man, no bong rips for me. i'm gas station sober

i have designed what may be the scariest shirt design i have ever done, right in time to get to you some time around halloween roryblank.bigcartel.com

My husband is making me play Tomb Raider Legend because he knows how I feel about hot babes with firearms

dawg's spirit is eternally sighing

Here's the rub. You either support trans rights or I'm not voting for you. Simple as. Do not come at me with "B-BUT REPUBLICANS." I don't give a fuck. Those are the terms. Either you stop playing games with people's lives or we all burn in this mf.

“Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes.” Gm

counting or not counting ganon violence?

happy holidays

call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents

Charlie Kirk is the answer to a question none of us dared ask until now: What if Harambe was republican?

call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents

HILLARY LIED VILERAT DIED

People make jokes about Kirks last words being ironic because they were about violence. But they're wrong. Not because those words arent ironic but because his last words were "Glurrglee..hyuukk..glurp...geeerraahhh.."

i guess mid-90s graphic design looks the same every century

understandable

Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.

telling my coworkers i'm a log cabin anarchist

incredible parenthetical

i think a score of 18 is generous

a man walked into this dunkin and ordered a gallon of milk. we live in such beautiful times

verdict: briefly delicious before The Pain

drafted a sweet izzet tempo deck playing my my friend's proliferate cube. it turns out urza's saga is very good

i don't care much for the philosophy behind "hanlon's razor." it is, at minimum, hanlon's chainsaw

leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"

Look at what they fucking took from us

starting a woke eugenics program at my local university lab. first project is consensual dog engineering. we show pregnant dogs photos of mutations and give their puppies the ones they wag their tails at. the last litter had three assholes and teeth the size of bratwurst

I'm actually fairly certain that ~75% of men don't know what a hip dip is & if u showed them 2 pictures of the same woman edited to have & not have hip dips they would not be able to tell u the difference

anyone doubting that bieber could be a world voice must have forgotten this

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

where do you think M:tG peaked and why was it when they printed this version of Blackmail in 9th Edition?

occam's razor is that this was a prank mcconnell was doing which he discontinued as soon as lindsey graham died on account of it becoming distasteful, like when Mr Peanut's rebirth was stalled due to the inopportune demise of kobe bryant

As someone who is working on a puppet show that's doesn't want to be TV-Y, how can I satire said aforementioned Tiktok furs?

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

I’ve thought about this tweet so often I had to go look it up

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

we have lost the mandate of heaven