Beebetter

Beebetter

@birdbrain79.bsky.social

"If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her" Donald Trump, President of the United States

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People are claiming that Mitch McConnell being braindead disqualifies him from being a member of Congress. Honesty, after watching Congress for decades, I assumed that was a *qualification* for being in Congress.

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just about everything that could go wrong with Donny's Freedom 250 fest went wrong, but at least the MAGA dude who took out his baloney pony and started stroking it had a good time — until he got arrested. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock it all. link is here: bit.ly/3SCg5Qs

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Does E. Jean Carroll need any assistance in filing her slam-dunk claim against her rapist's $1.8 billion slush fund for being a victim of the weaponization of the judiciary? I'd be glad to help!

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Shapiro: Somehow, he can’t find the money to pay for healthcare, but he can steal from you to pay off the criminals who stormed the Capitol.

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PIss-Drunk Pete goes joyriding with Not A Kid And Doesn’t Rock, Kai Trump grifts off her famous name, and Preznit Fuckwit posts the usual stupid bullshit. I cover all the dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid." thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4t6Gt1l

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my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

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Republicans are funding Trump’s war in Iran with over 1 trillion dollars in cuts to Medicaid. His stupidity is costing more than 15 million people their healthcare coverage. Let that sink in for a minute. We deserve better than this. Vote them all out of office in November! #HealthcareNotTrumpsWar

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So now we go back to bombing them until they agree to the deal Obama had that Trump tore up… and open up the strait that was open before we attacked them? Continuing a war we “already won”? Do we have that right?

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Well, no one knows how to waste an opportunity like Trump. With North Korea, with Russia over Ukraine, and now with Iran. There is a reason he lost money running a casino, which is hard to do. He is not a very good businessman. A great snake oil salesman, but a bad negotiator.

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so, someone posting in Donny's name commands Iran to "open the fuckin’ Strait," and the press just stands around scratching their collective ass. I attempt to make sense out of this batshittery in today's extremely angry post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4m9khBU

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We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question.  Not another penny for another endless war.

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Reminder that the US military budget is larger than the military spending of the next nine largest countries combined. Over half goes to private defense contractors. This is the military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned of — on steroids.

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people are dying in Donny's illegal war and the demented dipshit won't stop blithering about the drapes for his vulgar Epstein Dance Hall. what the fuck? thank you for your attention to the angriest post ever. big, strong anger with tears in its eyes. sir! sir! link is here: bit.ly/4sm3g9l

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All these people walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hello, Donald."

Steven Beschloss@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social

A pedophile. An adjudicated rapist. A convicted felon. A pathological liar. A sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A sadist. A racist. A fascist. A traitor. An insurrectionist. A war-monger. A demagogue. A despot. An enemy of the Constitution. An American nightmare.