jordyn 🦬

jordyn 🦬

@birdjay.bsky.social

she/her. mom of two little shits. very adhd. i love to read. no AI ever. don't fuck with my lgbtq+ friends. let's go buffalo! #billsmafia

697 followers964 following5.9K posts

jordyn 🦬 reposted

regardless of whether you think the polls are right, the polls are wrong in favor of republicans, the polls are wrong in favor of democrats, or you just want all of us to shut up about polls, I hope we can all agree on one thing show up and vote to put these dipshits in an electoral dumpster

Kiddo was really upset he couldn't take his stuffy to kindergarten with him today, so Charlie the dog came to work with me today. I've been taking him around the office and taking pictures of him 'working'.

jordyn 🦬 reposted

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

the kiddos are getting into pokemon lately. i had my pokemon go app yday morning and was letting my son scroll through it. he was happily shouting the names of the ones he knew, and was just making up names for the ones he didn't. vileplume is now stinkbomb, sorry everyone.

jordyn 🦬 reposted

correct states further down the path of autocracy than us have had those autocracies overthrown by sufficiently large voting numbers recently we can do it here too

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

The US is not about to have a free and fair election. The state has put its thumb on the scale to favor the ruling party in multiple ways. It's a mostly free, somewhat unfair election. But still one where the ruling party can be overwhelmed by numbers. Hence the term "competitive authoritarianism."

View full thread

He's very clean and healthy looking, which is another reason I'm not too keen on trapping him. I'm thinking about making him a winter shelter, but again...not sure that's the best thing for him. Anyone have suggestions?

All our neighbors think he's ours, but obvi we'd never have outdoor cats. No one's claimed him after posting on fbook or anything like that. We've been feeding him every night, and he comes back pretty much every day. He's letting us get closer & closer, but still will run away if we get TOO close.

With it getting to be winter here very shortly, I'd love to make sure he's going to be safe. Our one neighbor says he can get a live trap, but all the rescues in our area are full right now. I don't want to trap him only to have no where to take him.

jordyn 🦬 reposted

Obama is still the most gifted political communicator of my lifetime and it isn’t particularly close

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

“How much time do you think this defense secretary spends looking in the mirror in the morning? These are not serious people” — Obama’s audience in Ohio is hanging on every word as he skewers Trump and Hegseth

got up semi early when i didn't have to, to go get breakfast for husband and i. did LEGO with munchkin. took munchkin to go get pumpkins to carve. carved said pumpkins. played outside with kiddos. gave kiddos bath. did kiddos bedtime. *munchkin = our son, princess = our daughter

How long til he drops a slur right there live on TV and absolutely zero people call him on it?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

WHATEVER. Lyon is still good. He just needs to get healthy again.

Alex Chauvancy@alexcthw.bsky.social

BREAKING: the #NJDevils are acquiring Connor Hellebuyck from the Winnipeg Jets, per Elliotte Friedman

jordyn 🦬 reposted

The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You know, the first question -- they have a lion, a snake, a giraffe, and a bear. And they say 'which is the snake?' ... by the time you get to number five a lot of people are left out on the road ... I get no credit for it."

baby girl is over 95% for height, and 95% for weight. she got her flu and covid vaccines today, and was sooooo brave. cried for 3 sec and then was happy as could be. VACCINATE YOUR CHILDRENNNNNNNNNNNN.

i'm about 70% of the way through The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle, and I am THOROUGHLY enjoying it. Time-travel (sort of) and a deeply plotted mystery? hell yeah.

i wish every debate moderator asked the candidates how they feel about pedophilia and what the punishment should be so we can see every single republican squirm about their answer

smoochy kiss

NHL Goals@nhlgoals.bsky.social

Power play goal for Buffalo! Scored by Jason Zucker with 00:35 left in the 2nd. Assisted by Jack Quinn and Noah Ostlund. BUF: 1 | PHI: 2 #PHIvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #LetsGoFlyers