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How many flippin idiots are there in leadership roles!

Sort of like when doctors get hung up on treating diseases without killing their patients.

Really, imagine that. Auditors focus on numbers. Shocking.

Facts, truth, numbers. Pah, so very pedestrian.

Hung up on the core singular function of a vote, which is to count numbers????

Pilots get hung up on flying. Police get hung up on law enforcement.

😦

Auditor…Definition: Hung up on numbers…

Those pesky auditors and their numbers🙄.

@wettachforiowa.bsky.social Enjoy.

Sounds on brand for a Republican. “Numbers, shmumbers!”

😳-🫪 Auditors getting hung up on NUMBERS? Does he know what auditors, DO?

Are we going to AI vibe elections? Numbers be damned, taco wins.

And judges are getting hung up on the law. It's outrageous.

Auditors and numbers, yeah those don't go together.

Trying to win an auditor election on vibes rather than qualifications is so on brand for Republicans these days.

Maga math. Where the numbers don't matter. 🙄

Yup, same with pollsters.

former gubernatorial candidate scott jensen is not aging well

Guess he didn’t understand the assignment

God damn these people are idiots

Like I was just saying to the IRS guy, dude, it's only money.

Why is he on the ballot? 🥴

Jensen: “I just know the numbers say Trumpublican kick-back. But I just know better because I don’t get hung up on the numbers.”

" My dog groomer is so hung up on dog fur... It doesn't make any sense to me"

It’s all about numbers.

Vibe auditors 🙃

Um, who's going to tell him?

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The fuck……??

instantly disqualifying in a sane world.

Ummm...isn't that what auditors do...work with numbers?? Did I miss something in school? So are AUDITOR JOBS, now, like, performing exorcisms on a company's books?? Doin' the hokey-pokey? Counting the doors on the building? What? BTW, Jensen is a POS

Vs what?

Let's do the US military and get hung up on the numbers.

Unsurprising that a physician knows nothing about auditing.

🤣🤣🤣 Well, duh.

I mean, isn’t that their job

It's basically the job description in a nutshell.

“In medicine if I look at lab results, I could let AI kill you just as cheaply ..”

😂

Elect me, the vibe auditor.

Incredible how bad the MN GOP is at identifying and promoting candidates. This guy keeps running for state positions and he can get out of his own way. And they are all like this. not complaining

🙈 how do they survive in life with this level of stupidity?

This loops pretty good.

🤣 just when you think it can’t get any dumber

What about the vibes?

Um....

Sure, an auditor shouldn't get hung up on numbers...😖🤦

Isn’t that their job? 😂

Uhm. Well. Gee. Auditors, you say?

This, but without irony.

Weird eh?

I mean it's literally the job.

Yeah but the Republican cult is nothing if not stupid.

Isn't that what auditing IS?

That's communist thinking.

Imagine an auditor getting hung up on numbers. 🤔 Off with their heads!

the question of our time is, when are republicans going to stop being totally barking mad crazy

this is as loony as saying plumbers are to hung up on waste disposal

It's a problem in a system where I'm represented by only my written word to be speechless, but here we are again.

Yeah! I'm always telling my tax guy to stop worrying about how much money this and why am I deducting that. It just feels right that I get a $50k refund.

so CPA stands for “cleaning, pressing, and alterations”? WTAF?

This made me laugh so loud I scared my cat!

Schools getting hung up on education…oh wait 😬

Meteorologists getting hung up on weather.

That’s what us accountants get hung up on

Stares in auditor.

That’s kind of their thing, actually

They're not even taking into account the VIBES!

Uhhhh

🙄

That is inconvenient, isn’t it?

When prayers for Harambe didn’t work, we went to dicks out. When dicks out didn’t work, society started to collapse…

That’s the job!

Was this nut born stupid or has he worked really hard to get this stupid?

Googles what does an auditor do?

Jensen is still a thing?

cashiers get too hung up on counting bills tbh…

As a CPA I find that offensive not to mention just plain stupid.

When you work in the accounting world, you are supposed to get hung up on numbers. Numbers have to balance. Flowcharts need to be accurate. Numbers matter I don't give a shit who tells you what.

Auditors are numbers people. Like saying bankers hate accounting or balance sheets.

🤔

Yeah. We kinda do that. SMH

Going to tell my wife when she reminds me at dinner about how many glasses of wine I’ve had that she shouldn’t get hung up on the numbers

Numbers

😂😂😂 what a loser!

Hence the need for auditors. While we're on this topic, no one is talking about Mechanics being way too hung up on repairing vehicles. That's the real story!!!!!

He'd be more focused if he could count grains of kitty litter.

Jesus fucking christ on a crutch how fucking stupid can you be

Isn’t that like explicitly the purpose of an auditor?

This should be an immediate disqualification. The numbers are the ONLY thing you should worry about as an audit. He doesn't understand the role.

try trees?

Bro that's literally their job

He's there for one reason: to dig up dirt and start prosecutions of Democrats.

"auditors getting hung up on just numbers" I dear God. That's like saying that my dentist sucks because he gets hung up on just oral health. Vote Zack who has a finance background and will be hung up on numbers since THAT'S THE JOB!

I hate when auditors do that.

JUST IN: Garbage men are too focused on junk.

Uhmm isn't numbers sorta their job????

Lol. My accountant does that too.

😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

That's the whole point of the job stooge! Maybe look for a different job

The criteria by the GOP clones is: 1. Is the Governor still a Dem? 2. Do we imagine fraud? 3. Are any Somalis involved? 4. Was any poor person getting help? 5. Are actual numbers not known? 6. Can we assert numbers exceeding the State GDP?

Duh

Dentists are getting hung up on teeth.

Ummmm…

Oh how the world would be a better place if we all just believe GOP's quackery and buffoonery 🤡

You couldn’t make it up

*slowly walks into ocean*

Speaking as an audit manager, I would relish the chance to conduct such an assessment.

Erm I think it’s literally their job?!!

Republicans own the corner on stupid.

"You can gave AI interpret" No.

No one told me there would be math.

Uuuummmm...who wants to show him the state auditor's job description is....