spooky tail latency

if the algorithm puts me in the discover feed I will face pfrazee and march backward into hell

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

"people only think developers are corrupt because of progressives placing constraints on them" god, smug bluesky liberalism is incredible. Yeah the free market *never* produces corruption you're so right

remember, it's important to kill your spirit so that no election outcome can hurt you, just in case

Personally I think Microsoft executives should be [inaudible] if they're so desperate to cut costs

Shadow of the Leviathan-ass tree

Imagine running an ad so flagrantly misogynistic that the alumni of an all-boys Catholic high school in Cincinnati are like "now hang on a minute dude"

Everyone thought Lula was cooked, hopeless. Then he bought a phone and started posting and now he's gonna get a 4th term. The lesson is to never stop posting.

Brazil confirmed morally and intellectually superior to BC

the thing to keep in mind is that big/general subreddits are mostly for clueless people. Look at any r/technology thread & its upvotes and it's immediately obvious they have no fucking idea what's going on. It's gotta be way more niche than r/opensource to be useful

im partial to the Satis Factory

why should anyone care about a pardon issued by a person who's constitutionally ineligible to be president lol

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

"why would I not throw the ball there? Sure there's three separate dudes converging on the spot, but I've got a whole 2 inch window I can put the ball into where it'll be entirely safe!"

My gripes with Matt Yglesias.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/through-a-...

In a traditional military this would produce Wikipedia page sections with headings like "execution for cowardice", but in Pete Hegseth's modern roidbro DEI military I assume it'll produce commendations instead

people forget that ME1 had an inventory system designed by Satan in order to torment humanity

watching Black Panther 2 in a Boston-area theater was hilarious – you could feel the crowd getting rowdier and rowdier during the city-warping car chase, then a whale jumps out of the Charles River (upstream of the dam) and everyone just lost it

how your message finds me

bored deity pranking a physicist by removing a proton from their apparatus and spawning in a pion and a positron

C php 🤝 please just RiiR that shit

Just saw an unironic link to wsws, what year is it

well my opnsense router at home didn't come back up when I updated it so I guess no more tailscale exit node for me til I get home in a week and a half 🥲

oh lmao I missed that the arch wiki was also down for php reasons yesterday. It's a miracle everyone was still able to patch things and turn them back on without it honestly

the Internet Archive thing is an example of the fascinating trend recently where people consuming products they’re not paying for seem to believe they also have the right to dictate how much human labor is spent producing them.

Anyway did any new megaCVEs drop while I was asleep other than the other new ones I've already seen (http3, gitlab) lol

NEW: AWS detected attempts to exploit the PHP vulnerabilities on October 17, four days before they were patched. Logs indicate multiple malicious actors tried to use the flaws. @lhn.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/hacker...

It's bonkers to me that people are throwing a tantrum about LLMs being used to hack together backports of the patches. the patches were widereaching enough that I'd seen phrases like "backporting isn't viable" thrown around and we know exploitation was happening in the wild

furthermore: bsky.app/profile/beat... i don't really think u get to complain about the tools folks use to fix this kinda thing until u've had ur day/night/morning/afternoon/night-again ruined by being on a sirt for a zero day

... "backporting a critical patch to an unmaintained-but-core-piece-of-infrastructure before serious damage is done" is not one of them.

apparently hot take: it is far more important for the internet archive, government services, and other critical pieces of public infrastructure & the commons to continue to function than people to feel 100% morally pure in their consumption. there's certainly a space for moral stances, but...

you ever look at a code snippet and immediately break out in hives