My Password is Louvre

Buddy’s first drawing of me

In one of the first statewide data points for enrollment this fall, Michigan's public universities saw their first collective enrollment decline since 2022. The smallest institution saw a 14% decline in just one year.

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

This could refer to so many republicans

A rabid eugenicist is also a gutter racist, who knew?

Reminder that most the editors at NYT are just straight up republicans

Fuck this piece of shit

Odd. You’d think the race science promoter would be very invested in such elections

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Rapist who for years demanded Obama show his birth certificate to prove he’s American standing next to some racist old fuck who is now saying that doesn’t count either

Goddamnit I have to like Richarlison now

interestingly this interest in black voters doesn’t extend to the republican effort to deprive them of federal representation, nor do they seem interested in asking whether republican candidates are burdened by the fact that trump talks like a klansman

I thought he said Trump did it

Look, I’m gonna say it. If you can’t name three things that is special about your kid, you’re a bad parent

Someone replied to this with “fascist” lol

The transportation secretary in Salvador, where a lot of the fuckery is happening, just happens to be in Paris already as his arrest is ordered

Hey why was voting time extended? Was it because of a massive voter suppression operation by Bolsonaro supporters? Or just for funsies?

Bold decision to post hole on main

Goddamn wasn’t expecting to be called out like that

Gemini: Stop acting like eating all that cheese will fix your problems. You're still a mess.

Hey that quarterback is pretty good

your yearly PSA: want to do something positive wrt the ecosystem while saving yourself a bunch of time and effort? skip the bagging and just rake leaves into a pile wherever convenient (bonus points if you do it under a tree). www.nps.gov/articles/000...

Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵

You gotta do something pretty bad to lose your old cop job. They have the best job security imaginable

HOME OF DELICIOUS CUISINE!

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

The Writers Guild on Musk blocking releasee of the documentary "Musk": "A small handful of billionaires now own virtually every major media company, news outlet, and social media platform and are demonstrating how this unchecked concentration over our news and media threatens democratic discourse."

Emo’s not a phase, mom!

More spandex in political ads. I said what I said.

I want to see this man become financially destitute so bad. I want a live tv look at him as all his assets are seized and he’s arrested for sedition

It seems impossible for our political system to hold the politicians tied to the actual invasion of our Capitol to account, but any random Muslim candidate is reflexively labeled a terrorist.

Dems not checking the blatant corruption would be political suicide