B.Michael Krol

For a second I thought this was sincere and I was PISSED. Sometimes I can be really dumb…

Because I hate myself I was wondering what Andrew Sullivan was up to after years of not reading him. He’s still as dumb as ever.

Also, Gregor Samsa would be a great name for a post-hardcore band.

This morning I found out why it’s never a good idea to take a sleep gummy and then fall asleep reading The Filth from @grantmorrison.bsky.socialu I had worse dreams than Gregor Samsa.

That guy was such an underrated drummer.

For the record, I hate this nihilistic bullshit.

Maybe he couldn’t afford the gas to get there?

This moron knows less about politics than he does movies. MICHIGAN ISNT THE SAME ELECTORATE AS TEXAS YOU FUCKING NITWIT!

Yes, moron, because five people playing sports is exactly the same as the Jim Crow South. There was a reason I unfollowed this nitwit.

Jesus Fucking Christ, you people need to learn how to do politics. He’s saying this stuff to get Republicans to vote for him. I’ll bet you a fucking sawbuck he won’t push for or vote for an anti trans bill. Can you say the same for Paxton? Christ, you fucking dopes.

Professional English Folk dancer.

Thanks to all who entered but we have a winner.

I think it's fine for Hakeem Jeffries to try and work the idiots in the Trump administration from any angle he can to squeeze anything out that he possibly can and it's stupid for people to think he's actually dropping to his knees in subservience behind closed doors, grow the fuck up.

I’ve had this conversation with my friends. Like, what was the last bit of tech that was widely adopted that was a net benefit to society.

1. The Dillinger Escape Plan 2. Moby 3. R.E.M.

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

You can tell this is true cause Trump has historically high approval ratings with the Democratic Party. 🙄 Fucking moron…

I love this column every year. And my team, the Cardinals, deserve all the hate they get. But man, it’s not a good sign when even the column roasting us is lackluster. That’s not a knock on Drew Magary, one of America’s better writers. It’s not that we’re bad. It’s that we’re BORING and bad. Fml.

I'm not going to sit here and pretend Lindsey Graham's death is anything but a gift to humanity. He harmed my queer friends as a closeted gay man, and made millions off his cruelty. His death is a blessing. I will never stop hating him or the people who voted for him.

And while I’m being a cranky asshole… Belgium needs to shut the hell up about Balogun. These guys felt it was just ducky to participate in a World Cup whose stadiums were built by literal slave labor, but a suspension being lifted under current rules is a bridge too far? Fuck right off.

You know, I hope Platner drops out just so Tom Nichols will shut the fuck up about him.

This is an important distinction. Trump is garbage and a base and gutter racist, but the SCOTUS is fulfilling its part of a decades long crusade on the right to reshape society. Where Trump and those goals align, they’ll happily help. Where they diverge, not so much.

Maybe Trump’s problem with Obama’s Iran deal was it wasn’t generous enough to Iran?

Watching Victory as is my tradition during the World Cup. For those who’ve seen the movie, how long do you suppose it took the Germans to execute Max Von Sydow’s character after the game? Two? Three minutes?

Of COURSE the first USA goal comes from the OTHER team. 🙄

Regarding Platner… I’ll do without the lectures on sacrificing the moral high ground by people whose previous party included such luminaries as Strom Thurmond and Trent Lott.

Gotta be honest, I’m kinda loving all the Jeff Behar hate today.

The Armed The Dillinger Escape Plan Rocket From the Crypt Depeche Mode Avail Moby REM Nine Inch Nails Afghan Whigs Nirvana David Bowie Circle Jerks

Exactly this.

Totally. FUCK DUE PROCESS! 🙄

Yeah, Tom, what’s the secret sauce for GOP victory… Oh yeah, racism! That’s right. Guys like this always talk around that because it’ll invalidate his point, but that’s really what it is.

It’s an incredibly serious problem. It was also completely foreseeable in 2016. But hey, Bernie was screwed out of a nomination he deserved so it’s all good, right? 🙄

Normally I think McWeeny is a tool, but he is spot on here.

I just at some amazing blueberries.

David’s right here. Anybody who went to law school and encountered the skeevy dicks who make up the Federalist Society won’t be surprised by any of this. Conservatives are a danger to society and why we can’t have nice things.

I’ll listen to Nichols when it involves national security matters, the military, and nukes. Anything else, he’s just a bog standard conservative, and he can safely be ignored.

One could say watching Real Genius is a moral imperative.

Gosh, it’s almost as if THEY DONT CONTROL ANY LEVERS OF FUCKING POWER YOU DUMB BASTARD! CALL the GOP. THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING YOU STUPID FUCK.

Both of its users must be so bummed out right now.

That’s the problem with a lot of tech bros. They’re all about problem solving. Which is fine in a lot of instances, but they don’t see the value in process. That’s the value of education; it’s not the end result.

I sang Loser solo on stage at Lollapalooza 94.

I love Shrinking but why does it look like crap this season? Are they filming every thing on virtual sets now?

I always felt bad for this little guy.

No wonder his movies are so shitty.

Racism is not an unknowable disease of the heart, it's a provable set of actions and responses. That's why the @nytimes.com can't handle. For them to admit that Trump is racist would mean they'd have to admit they been carrying the water for a racist all these years. They won't ever do that.

The contemporary American left resorts to excess in protest or fails to achieve anything because they fundamentally refuse to seek goals intermediate to the ultimate endpoint. It's utopia now or nothing. And no form of protest achieves maximalist goals on impatient timelines.