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The new revolution in democracy has arrived. Play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D Now available here: theonion.com/voting-simul...

The mail carrier just dropped the package in the rain, but the geniuses at @tenebrouspress.bsky.social put this in a plastic sleeve. Completely dry!

USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.

Hanging up a sign after multiple complaints about Severian.

Branson perfectly capturing what it's like to have OCD.

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

Not to get too political but Seth Moulton suck my dick from the back you collaborator hog fuck

Pale by Wildbow, mixing live action with hand-drawn cel animation for magical effects.

Same thing that happened with DeSantis. Generically handsome, loved by pundits, but the second he gets on stage everyone can tell there's something deeply wrong with him.

The bare minimum we can do as Chicagoans is to keep our hatred for him at a fever pitch.

The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

This is an incredible first comic. Pat clearly gets tempo, motion and inertia, goofs, cinematography, and the fact that it's a comic and he can do whatever he wants. This is Zachary Morrison levels of understanding what comics are and what you can do with them.

Oswald did kill Kennedy, but the mob thought the CIA did it and had Jack Ruby murder him to keep it a secret, and the CIA thought the mob did it and had Ruby MKUltra’d so they wouldn’t get blamed.

Losers in 2026: We need to set aside political polarization and unite in our shared patriotism. Heroes in 1790: These sentiments are "the loathings of a sick mind".

Cities in Illinois are called Park Grove, Forest Hills, Riverbrook, Wooddale, Glenfield Lake.

Obsession (2026)

no you don’t understand i was born this way (annoying)

There needs to be some kind of accountability for this type of incitement. We cannot maintain a country where people feel comfortable calling for pogroms.

See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.

Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment

Congratulations Cookiepuss for winning Riddle Guy 407 BC.

Chicago folks, we have to give these little guys better names than Bean.

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LANDS BETWEEN FUNDRAISER STREAM An Elden Ring NG+ Livestream Benefiting KOI Saturday June 13th, 10AM-10PM Pacific Standard Time Join me and a wide rotation of other creators, artists, and all around cool people to raise money for a good cause, goof around, and celebrate pride month.

In ONE HOUR we are raising money for abortion access by supporting The Brigid Alliance in PREPARE TO GIVE, a Dark Souls 3 marathon where if you donate $2500 an hour Danni can never level up! www.twitch.tv/rangedtouch/

NEW REPORT: After Chicago shut down ShotSpotter in Sept. 2024, CPD response times to priority 1 calls improved by an average of 4.2 minutes. Read more here: uchicago-justice-project.github.io/chicago_crim...

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People keep asking how genetics in Swan Boy works. But then you see that his mother also has large, discerning eyes, and is also willing to threaten a doctor's family on behalf of someone she kind of knows, and then you get it.

Telephone your therapist! Assemble a delicious plate of dried meats! Wade into the pool in your bathrobe to feed some ducks! The next season of MEDIA CLUB PLUS in which we cover THE SOPRANOS begins TONIGHT!

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

If Bing Crosby has no haters, than both me and Branson Reese are dead.

Pete Campbell is sort of the Vegeta of the show

Collards are extremely easy to grow! They are cold tolerant and resistant to powdery mildew. You can harvest from the same plant every few weeks. You can blanch the leaves and freeze them to eat in the winter. Collard greens are a miracle food!

"You can't own property, man." "I can. But that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"

Ankylosaurus, Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus.

He's a Chicagoan, that's what he is.

Fantasy creatures who live a long time (elves, yodas) should not be considered like human children when they're 50 years old. They should mature exactly like humans up until 100, and then have new and different life periods after that humans can't have.

eating pez at a rate that’s scaring the hoes

EXCLUSIVE: Surveillance video obtained by an activist shows Liam Conejo Ramos and his father being taken to a detention center in Texas via a Delta Airlines flight, the morning after ICE allegedly used the boy as bait. gillianbrockell.com/video-proves...

URBS IN HORTO.

Listen to Shelved by Genre on @rangedtouch.bsky.social.

"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants" No you don't. If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.