Brandon Long

This lyric from Jesse Welles is reverberating around my skull day after day, minute after minute: The masks are off And they dont even try They know that you know That they know And they don’t even mind

NEW FROM ME: On a hellish third-country removal flight last month, passengers say ICE-contracted guards got drunk, teased and beat them, tied them up, refused to let them use the lavatory. One says he witnessed an ICE agent admit to illegal chain refoulement. prospect.org/2026/08/31/w...

ICE is at the #MNStateFair, currently parked at the exit to buses.

Minnesota voters should have an early-voting strategy this year, and to help I made this FAQ. Feedback/questions encouraged. It’s aimed at Democracy Defense trainers who are informing/organizing voters, but we want everyone to do this work & uphold voting rights! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Breaking: cops lie.

Oh that’s not all, folks. Antifa Waldo, beatifications of ICE martyrs, ICE agents slipping, and more—all from the likes of corn, barley, and alfalfa

We’re not changing it.

St Paul Fire going to town on a flock camera

Can’t stop watching the video of our Spider-Man punch that Nazi. What a fucking legend.

Get those knives sharp folks, I want to see the start of a reckoning coming after these midterms.

genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.

ICE says it wants to buy voter files to detect fraud. What it's asking for is a record of every federal election every voter has taken part in, in every state. The request is posted publicly on SAM.gov. Our story below.

Let me recap: the MPD is 30 million over budget, helped Lang plan his riot, set up barricades for him, let him drive multiple vehicles into a crowded area, one of the cop had their foot run over, and now we can’t press charges because the cops are in on it in the first place.

Has there ever been a cooler Mayor?

'It is a development long watched for in the war in Ukraine, presaging a dystopian future in which killer robots roam the skies making life-or-death decisions that reduce targets to data points.' www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/w...

I remember that scene from Schindler's List

I witnessed Spider-Man going into action yesterday in Minneapolis. He rode in on the back of a muscle car. Then leaped onto the pickup, right before unleashing a hail of fists onto his nemesis, Jake Lang, Jayden Scott, and their minions.

Spider-Man was arrested in downtown Minneapolis after attacking far-right agitator Jake Lang. Video by Izzy Canizares for Bring Me The News

In case anyone has any lingering doubts about who Brian Ingram is. Here he is getting cozy with Minnesota's homegrown fascist.

Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today

Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.

Reporting to you live from Pine Island, MN, a small town outside of Rochester where Google is holding a community event to help sell their proposed data center to the community

2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.

Caught up with Minnesota’s foremost ICE Air tracker @ottergoose.net yesterday as the 5000th detainee was flown out of MSP by ICE contractors. We talked about post-Metro Surge flight patterns, his appearance in undercover agents’ surveillance reports and more.

Get ‘em big Z

A federal judge has dismissed the Trump administration's lawsuit seeking Minnesota's voter registration database. The Justice Department is now 0-23 in such cases.

We will (and should already) view these companies like big tobacco and look back in disgust at what we’ve allowed them to do.

Hayden Panettiere was vocal about the abuse she suffered in Hollywood from a young age. Like so many girls before her, she wasn’t protected. Now she’s gone. This is why we keep demanding the release of the Epstein files. The rich & powerful must be held accountable.

Literally everything is broken. This is the age of the crook. This is the guilded age on steroids.

Flock has paired new reforms with a tone shift recognizing the dangers of their technology. But don’t be fooled: their surveillance business model is the problem, and reforms can’t fix that. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

This invasive surveillance is disliked across the political spectrum, yet the House GOP stopped my two bills that would've helped protect Minnesotans from companies like Flock. Is it any wonder my opponent has yet to come out against mass surveillance? www.politico.com/news/2026/08...

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26 people loaded onto yesterday's ICE Air flight at MSP. Our team here in Minnesota started estimating passenger loads on these flights in early November, 2025. We'll likely note the 5,000 person being flown into indefinite detention on Friday. Stats: ottergoose.net/ice-flights-msp/data/

Fuck data centers Fuck ICE Fuck fascism Fuck billionaires Fuck trump Fuck genocide Fuck flock Fuck crypto Fuck prediction markets I don’t trust people who can’t agree to that simple platform.

im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves

I heard old, lutheran, white church ladies talking about hanging fascists from street lamps this winter, idk what these crypto bros and genocide supporters thought their money was gonna buy them here. The @dfl.org really needs to be listening. We’ll take care of us regardless though.

but theres never money for healthcare

Happy no more craig ads on tv for those who celebrate

Operation metro surge changed democratic politics in Minnesota. Tonight showed democrats who don’t support abolishing ICE like Angie Craig & Jacob Frey are deeply out of touch and not ready to meet this moment.