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guys let’s all go to bed

guys WHAT if we ALL went SLEEPYtime

Yeah, it's 1805 and Na...

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HEY MN FRIENDS do you have baseboard heating or heat pumps. call xcel and get put on Residential Service with Electric Space Heating. it took me like 2 mins when I did it My latest bill was half summer half winter rate

all my followers when i post

ffs Fedex. my replacement phone has now done the St.Paul <-> South Dakota trip 3 times. its been delayed 6 times ahhhhh. now it'll arrive next week wed?

"Tanks aren't survivable there" I play 5v5 Overwatch, bitch, you're not special.

many of you

The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar.

This isn’t going to be a thing. There’s not going to be individual citizens who have a veto on national security. People seem to be forgetting who the State is here exactly.

Every billionaire is a loose nuke.

Incredible

me every time I reply to @rebarmcentire.bsky.social

shutting myself down for the day because of my php vulnerabilities

press 1 for schwing! press 2 for bazinga!

Musk would do this through those f*cking Trump Accounts they opened in every child's name without parental consent. I HATE these SO much. Parents cannot close the accounts. Parents cannot reject donations to the accounts. And we must hold on to donations for at least 5 years. I'm a state lawmaker.

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

art is for the people (👉ﾟヮﾟ)👉

dropped my phone adn the touch decided to stop working :( fuck.

ok FINE I'll turn the heat on

As I cross the road, a Tesla with a napping driver approaches. It does not see me. At the last minute, it shoots a blast of air that severs each of my limbs and sends them each into different orbits. The driver stirs but does not wake.

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening

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Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

damn they work that mother fucker to the bones

the one thing I miss about living in the suburbs is how many psychos had like house tall skeletons that they set up in fall though hux REALLY didn't like the house sized people tbh