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What in the ever loving hell is this buffoon bibble babbling about now? Mercy. The dementia is on full display. It is bad enough that the orange felon is evil and stupid, but to be evil, stupid, AND demented is the worst combination.

Does the old goober know about smart phones? In DC there're enough police to choke every jaywalker and panhandler. They would have been there in seconds. Liar liar pants on fire at every utterance. 🤡

No-one can afford to eat out at this point.

Alex I’ll take “Things that never Happened “ for $800

It's crazy all right. It's the crazed musings of a brain addled idiot

Yes you are.

Not as crazy as you, Piggy

Happens all the time. In fiction.

WTAF?

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Maybe he was talking *about* spaghetti. Spaghetti Factory. He was eating in the trolley car and thought bandits were holding up the train.

He's a modern day hero and martyr.

It is crazy…and was not happening

Not only is he not funny, he is terminally BORING.

Donald lives in Dementialand, where DC restaurant customers were robbed en masse, undocumented immigrants freely vote in national elections, climate change isn't real, gaudy golden gewgaws glued to walls represent the height of good taste, and monuments to himself are popular.

Every time he lies like this, I have to post actual scary scary video of DC last summer:

"Kristi Noem had her trick bag of dildos stolen in a DC restaurant! Can you imagine?"

Like the MAGA’s at work describing Seattle’s Pike Place Market, where according to them, tourists and locals alike are getting murdered daily. It is generally super crowded.

Next Dem Prez be like: “You were hiding in caves, afraid of Nazi stormtroopers. All of your daughters were being raped and trafficked by a billionaire pedophile cult. But we came in and now this country is better than Denmark.”

Is he talking about Kristi Noem having her kickback stolen from her purse at a restaurant? Because I think that’s what he’s talking about.

Demented don

Ah, our Fabulist-in-Chief blabbering on again.

I've likely been out to eat in DC over 250 times in the last 20 years. Never once was robbed.

Wait until he hears about the robbery at Fenway.

Y'ok

I live here now and can confirm it's total bs. He's constantly slandering the city.

Mostly by chefs he reviewed.

He's lost his freakin mind

The sad party is like 40% of the US will think this is true

He does this because maga is too apathetic and poor to travel and find out just what bullshit it is.

He knows zip about eating at restaurants, or shopping for groceries (didn’t know it was a word) or going to gas stations. No prissy pampered guy should ever be president

Yes it is crazy. The it is Trump.

Things that never happened part 484746463

Nutz

He looks and sounds terrible.

Would that fancy restaurant happen to be The Cheesecake Factory?

I've been in noisier libraries. 🥱

Is he talking about the McDowell's robbery where Samuel L Jackson comes in and tries to rob the place and Arsenio says "Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle"?

Maybe trump should focus on cleaning up West Palm Beach first.

Is this a different hate rally than 2 days ago when he rambled this nonsense? I’m so tired.

this is what he told the kkkrackers today?

Apparently even the president didn’t want to spend time there because he is at Mar A Lago every weekend

Yeah, CRAZY

Felon Trump unfit for anything but prison Vote blue

He doesn’t read books but he can have a ghost writer compose some serious fiction.

Trump getting his pronouns mixed up again. Should be: "I'm crazy"

Courtesy of the Arctic Monkeys, feel free to insert any US city name where Trump is spewing bile. “Fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the air And there's a few bored faces at the back All wishing they weren't there”

He must be talking about Cafe Milano where terrorists like Stephen Miller hung out.

He sounds like a Mike Myers comedy skit about a NY Jewish housewife who had a terrible experience at the hairdresser

Yeah, it’s crazy.

Liar Liar pants on fire

I can not imagine it. But you can confabulate it.

It's time for pop pop's special applesauce and a nice long nap.

I took my wife to le diplomate one time for Mother’s Day brunch and guess what - now we’re both dead

Things that didn't happen and things that didn't happen but in yellow.

Even in the Cheesecake Factory, which is the fanciest of fancy restaurants.

Somebody tell that bitch to be cool!

Isn’t there a name for when you mix up movies with reality? Oh, yeah. “Dementia.”

"Can you imagine?" Yes Donald, we can imagine, after all it is what you just did.

Does he actually BELIEVE these ridiculous racist stories? Does anyone? Is anyone dumb or crazy enough to believe his nonsense? Or do they just not care?

Sure gramps.

Then some strong and flexible young people from The OA stood up and stretched, and we were all transported into a new dimension. Yes, I said TRANSported.

"So I stood up at my table and started throwing plates like they were Captain America shields!" Trump burbled "And it... BLAAAAARB... hit those crooks so hard they were blown to pieces! I killed... GORPHUNGHnnnn. HACHOONG! Every single one of them single... HOOOMPHPAH! one of... zzzzzzzzzzzz..."

Blah blah blah

He still can’t get over the woman who heckled him in the restaurant.

As Heather Cox Richardson says... Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

Of all the things that never happened...

Liar

Did he just watch Pulp Fiction?

And are these imaginary restaurants still operational???

What planet??

If DC is so safe, then why does Trump need a fortified ballroom?

All the gold is in the White House Cheesecake Factory though...

There were even pedophiles like the actual "Old West."

People use to go out to eat and big foot, Nessy and the Wolfman would come and eat all the food and take the children then return them a different gender. MAGA would eat that S up.

Im sure the people of Mississippi care about DC

He’s talking about McDonald’s

Grrrrr

What is even scarier that republicans chug that diarrhea and call it stake

Ok Grampa, time for a nap!

I can't wait until he never lies again.

Remembering a scene from an old movie maybe?

Malarkey

And today’s nominee for ‘things that never happened’

Absolute lie, without a doubt. First off, how many people carry a lot of cash to a restaurant? Even in the 1970s people didn't do that kind of crime.

Is he for real? I was there in 2002 and 2003 IN THE WINTER, and everyone was out.

I’m pretty sure he was watching Pulp Fiction.

The president is a stark raving mad lunatic.

They also could t afford to go eat out.

If he starts talking about a fixed boxing match, I’ll be convinced he recently watched Pulp Fiction

He thought pulp fiction was a news clip apparently.

That damned Honey Bunny at it again.

Cheesecake Factory?

Is he talking about ICE raids

This is why people are telling him to shove things up his fat ass. The act is stale and the jig is up.

He’s been up watching ‘Pulp Fiction’ all night, hasn’t he?

Such low energy. All 100% in his imagination.

It’s not fucking real dementia don

That sure sounds crazy alright

"I'm crazy" Fixed it

Another lie just to lead by fear

That is amazing!! It's amazingly unbelievable.

And there was this guy robbing everyone calling his girlfriend “Honey Bunny” and another guy with a weird glowing case. Right there in the restaurant, holding everybody up.

The world's biggest thief is standing on that podium.

Old man with dementia and delusional rants.

Needs more makeup

Never fucking happened

From the "this never happened" file.

You know what the voters in the struggling state of Mississippi really care about? The street life outside Ruth Chris' in DC.