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"Why are you asking that question, Tommy?"

I do not like that Elon Musk I do not like him dawn or dusk I do not like his X replies I do not like his Epstein ties I don’t like how he pumps his stock It’s lazy PT Barnum schlock His “flying” car will never ship That Elon Musk can suck my dick

The Russian Disinformation Bot Farm in me acknowledges the Russian Disinformation Bot Farm in you

Tired: AI Lead Wired: SI Señor

Starting a band called ‘Water & Heart’ so we can tour with ‘Earth, Wind & Fire’ and call it the ‘Captain Planet Tour’

I’m sure this is fine

Danny Elfman at 55 vs. Danny Elfman at 73 It’s never too late to become an actual monster

Now this is as clear a case of ‘nominative determinism’ as I have ever seen

“By divine ordinance, I declare your posts cringe”

I’m at the AI Club I’m at the Nazi Bar I’m at the combination AI Club and Nazi Bar

Sometimes I just want to unplug, disconnect, and head to a remote forest to return to hunting and foraging for nuts, berries, rare earth metals, polymers, silicon, and glass to engineer a primitive iPhone so I can start posting again as soon as possible

Well we’ll just see what the three people in my group chat that agree with me on everything have to say about that, won’t we!!

Today’s episode of NYT ‘The Daily’ podcast explained the concept of Roko’s Basilisk to their massive audience which, if you know anything about Roko’s Basilisk, is basically the worst thing you can do!!!

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - RIP Gloria Steinem

You can just call yourself ‘a thought leader,’ nobody gives a fuck

It’s so wild that from a chronologic release-date perspective, Metallica went from “Dyer’s Eve” immediately to “Enter Sandman”

My body is 70% water and 100% over this shit

‘Black Mirror’ might as well just change its name to ‘Mirror’

Vets: so you should be brushing your cat’s teeth Everyone on earth: lol no

Feel free to start referring to Mitch McConnell as Schrödinger’s Senator

According to men, there is no correct way for a woman to age. Looking older is failure, and trying not to is fraud. We may as well have fun with it.

Girl are you an AppleTV show because you’re an absolute gem yet seem to be going out of your way to remain undiscovered

Does anybody else is tired

Due to inflation, everyone who’s been living rent free in my head has now been evicted

The irony is that ‘Chad’ being short for ‘Chadwick’ makes Chad the least Chad name there is

I’ve seen enough. Unthaw Mariah Carey.

All you kids Doomscrolling have no idea what it was like when all we had was Wolfenstein 3Dscrolling

Genuinely thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a persistent threat in my adult life

Fun bit of music trivia: The final lyric, on the final song, on the final album The Beatles ever recorded together is:  “And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make” I told them to say that.

Carl Jung implies the existence of Carl Auld

So in other news, @moskov.goodventures.org was right to bounce

“The singularity will usher in a new age of infinite wealth and abundance for all! Today, we are pleased to announce we are in the singularity! Now can we have a ton of fresh capital plz 🥺👉👈”

The future of the internet is just conservative AI bots arguing with liberal AI bots, both cynically reach-hacking to funnel to their AI-generated blogs and fake podcasts

If you even know what a pied-à-terre is, you can pay more in taxes

There are tech workers out there that haven’t had a sip of non-flavored, non-carbonated still water in years

Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had my Zip, Wend, Patches, Crossclimb, Pinpoint, Wordle, Connections, and Strands. And coffee.

It really is better in 70mm IMAX

One thing to keep in mind is if you share your screen on Zoom I will be spending at least 30 seconds scrutinizing your tabs, what’s in your dock, and every element of your visible productivity stack before I even consider looking at the thing you’re presenting

Joe Biden at home, standing by the window, silently watching the malarkey go by

Ready for the midterms 🫡

Salad officially off the ‘health food’ list represents the apex of late-stage American society, it’s beautiful in a way

The office of Wispr Flow gotta be loud as fuck

Just saw a sign for a company called ‘Cthulhu Ventures’, I definitely live in the Bay Area now

Trump taking orders from Putin on the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence is peak dystopian timeline www.cnn.com/2026/07/05/e...

When you land in San Francisco, you have to wade through piles and piles of rotting human hearts that have been left behind, it’s really quite disgusting actually