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I’d join a cult and live in a commune off-grid. But I’m afraid I just don’t have the energy for all the group sex.

Ontario is still writing its rules for datacentres. But Ford's pitchdeck for foreign investors explicitly markets Hamilton’s waterfront for deregulated AI datacentre development, including "sovereign" AI opportunities." Sovereign AI. Built for foreign investors. With no rules. #HamOnt

I got called out for my "trust fund behaviour" and "poor planning" because I complained that OSAP is 3 weeks late on /r/McMaster. Students with middle class parents who won't let them live on campus are the most resentful, hateful little shits. None of the poor students on grants act so haughty.

i just think it is extremely fucking silly to act like privatization is better at safeguarding trans healthcare bc no it's fucking not. the obama admin implementing pro-trans policies for federally funded insurance + WPATH endorsing informed consent IS WHAT MADE TRANS HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE

Outgoing Apple CEO Tim Cook is not interesting or innovative and has shown zero backbone in the face of fascism, but that's why he was SECRETLY SO AWESOME

CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD

There's so much talk in their reports and media coverage about The Greenbelt as some sort of trade or climate resiliency ASSET. But when and for who? They claim 30% local food consumption in Ontario by 2032. But most greenbelt tourism is about the outdoors, wine tastings and fine dining.

The Ontario Greenbelt is scam by the grocery oligarchs, meat processors and rural gentry to keep land values and housing costs out of reach. Here's some $85/lb "greenbelt" beef jerky. This has nothing to do with feeding the poor or hungry. It's just red-lining www.greenbeltfoods.com/products/bee...

Don't build any townhouses near the airport and the amazon depot up the street from car dealership strode hell. Everyone should drive across town to the airport from a house made before 1998. Every townhouse built in Hamilton puts a charcuterie board in Toronto at risk of fewer cute local treats.

For real people rn are pissed that "DOUG FERD" wants 1600 hectares directly across from the hamilton airport, amazon facility and south bus depot because it's in "THE GREEN BELT" Not-Toronto so it qualifies as threatening their LOCAL little treats. Not kneecapping Hamilton's tax earnings. Fuck.

I'm so bored of being in "I meant to do nothing because my standards are too high" Hamilton and then get nothing. It's such a loser mentality, as a culture. We need to achieve something. The wealthy are utilizing that to keep you poor and homeless. Liberals, smarten up. lol

It's also fiscally and strategic suicide for tax stressed municipalities in Ontario, which is all of them. We can build transit oriented suburbs for wealthy new residents, grow the tax base and then fix our heritage buildings and in-fill. We need their money. Brown site remediation is expensive.

The hysterics of it are amazing because much nicer resort towns in different provinces build all of these things so newcomers, and young families alike have good and safe homes. Like get the fuck over yourself, Ancaster, Ontario. You're no Whistler, you're not even Canmore, girl.

It's all "Abundance" from liberals in Ontario until you want to build a senior's rental low-rise, grocery store, townhouses with lane-way housing and legal accessible in-law suites. Then you're threatening that cute AirBnb in Uxbridge they went to and hate animals, nature and their expensive treats.

Consequences of this kinda boss speak were pretty dire last time they got this aggressive. This threat to workers during an affordability crisis should be seen as the instigation that it is. She wants some of that psycho Tobi Lutke attention. Rent taking and useless tools deserve what they ask for.

Lord Huang’s Invisible AI Leather Jacket

AI “Manifestos”. AI cybersecurity cosplay. These dorks want to be in real cyberpunk and they’re just privileged upper class white men working at the nonsense factory.

If you've never seen tDR's work before, I would say it's the perfect transnational megacorp aesthetic for the show. Oh please please be more of this... comes out in 2027.

Is that AG-Systems International from Wip3out/The Designers Republic in the AppleTV trailer for Neuromancer?

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

I don't think people understand the degree to which outlets like The Atlantic and The New York Times set back trans rights with second-rate reporting that doesn't stand up now, let alone in the future. They have failed at the most basic journalistic duties.

The breathtaking power of global football hooliganry to break the trance of rising fascism, if temporarily. There's this undercurrent of world cultures at The World Cup just kinda wanting an excuse to check in with Americans in person and that's beautiful.

8 "Antifa" members just got a combined 450 years in federal prison. The prosecution leaned heavily on an "expert" witness who never spent a day in government or academia - but who spent years at pro-Israel advocacy orgs: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/450-years-...

NYC is opening city grocery stores in every borough — and we need the right spaces to make it happen. If you own or know of a site in Brooklyn, Queens, or Staten Island, submit to the NYC Groceries Sites Portal by June 30: grocery.nyc/portal

I cannot emphasize enough how crazy this is!!! I don't care about any damn asterisks, oh it was a different setup, things went the wrong way blah blah blah, WE ARE AT THE WORLD CUP AND WE ARE WINNING. THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE

Gen-Z calling things they don't like or understand "performative". Wait until they find out that getting a bad perm is performative.

Almond butter "cures" autism levels of idiocy here.

If we are worshiping false idols here leave it to the American weirdos to kneel at the altar of the poopy unpasteurized dairy cow. We could be worshiping cool animals like the Gilamonster's GLP-1 saliva in ozempic but no. We're watching American Decline in the most surbuban white wellness way.

I hope the carnivore diet and podcast-trad consumers figure out that you can't feel heart and liver disease until you're probably pretty sick. Major keto research retracted while cardiologists see sick patients. Stop being adult toddlers and eat a vegetable, your podcasters lied to you for money.

Eating dairy cattle ass and murdering children to own the libs.

It's just funny to me that Google, Meta, and major ad-tech companies sell users to the highest bidding advertisers like the literal slave trade. Irish-Scottish mongrel, strong legs, kinda mentally ill. Would make a great wage slave or gig domestic. Sell my eyes to a fake job site or a bank.

Meta will use your activity on other websites to personalize your feeds

The Obama Centre has been built and they're calling it "The Obamalisk". Legend is if you put your hand to it you are temporarily taken to an alternate, less racist timeline, instead of "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" it plays "Paradise" by Coldplay from Obama's 2015 Summer Playlist.

My Canadian employer is a billionaire with a near national monopoly who doesn't provide enough workspace or equipment to get our job done. A consistent criticism of Canadian business. But don't worry guys AI will fix that.

Broken Social Scene has put out a real gem, imho. exclaim.ca/music/articl...