Bryan Coxwell

My most secure codebase

We don’t talk enough about how the real victims of relegation from the premier league are the fans that have to watch their team on paramount plus

This is Midwest erasure

Hegseth: We are banning reporters from the Pentagon. Washpost: We have exclusive photos of the historic Dwight Eisenhower globe that was damaged in Hegseth's zeal to move it out of storage and into his office. Gift link ⤵️ wapo.st/3WF2YQo

Think what the guardians need here is more than zero runs

as i approach age 40 i increasingly live in fear of The Sneeze So Violent It Kills You

Happy Objective Rhino Day to all who celebrate

Disheveled and deeply angry, that’s a weapons squad baby if ever I’ve seen one.

Come on Kwan do the thing

I don’t particularly know why I did this, but I made an assistant referee simulator. flagup.football

yay

For anyone not paying attention to Norwegian soccer: after 22 games played, Viking and Bodø have the exact same number of wins, losses, draws, goals scored, and goals conceded.

Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan

Go Guards

Praise allah, game 5 started after her bedtime

The obvious takeaway from Texas Oklahoma is that Michigan is the best team in the country.

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Not sure what to do about this but Cleveland only seems to score runs when my daughter isn’t watching

“Parenting”

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

FALL SHIT

Currently: - very tired, but not allowed to sleep - very hungry, but not allowed to eat - trying to get the most ignorant person on earth to do something they don’t want to do Fatherhood is literally just ranger school

Heaven forbid I strap a bouncer to the roof of my SUV and let my daughter experience joy

Hot take: It's unacceptable that in 2026, it's still standard practice for tools to vomit arbitrary `.whatever` files into the project root and we're expected to `.gitignore` them and then ignore the fact that >=50% of the files visible in the file browser are someone else's transient state.

Baby’s first football shirt

Found the rainbow root

Espanyol buddy what are we doin here

A little caught off guard by how patriotic the sport of tennis now makes me feel

Rp with your home river

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

Can someone tell me if it’s possible to FOIA their Grok prompts

On Saturdays we watch 8 different sports across 15 different leagues

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

Redwall and if you disagree you can go straight to hell

Watch my baby sneeze. It’s the best.

“Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact it's cold as hell” is an underratedly funny lyric

My wife asked me when I’ll be done watching soccer

Defcon rabbit

What if we tried out pronouncing Pittsburgh the way we pronounce Edinburgh for a while just to see how it feels

Terrified of the sun? Oh yeah. She’s a real ginger.

I legitimately don’t think I’ve ever watched a Scottish premiership match without a wildly controversial VAR decision