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After much research I have perfected the theory of "AI as the One Ring". All AI techbros consistently fall under: - Knows it's bad, thinks they're just built different - Thinks it's inevitable and switches sides w/ no morals - Thinks it's his magic girlfriend - Evil CEO ruling over the rest of them

FUN FACT: Janus Films is named after its founder, film archivist Hugh Janus

Made it back home to Etobicoke for another protest #biketo

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Oh hell yeah this is how we do it!

Brad Pitt appears to an elderly Jar Jar Binks in the hospital and tells him “Ebberyting ganna besa okeyday” in perfect Gunganese

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

Requesting time off for my father's funeral. I have to select the reason as "I need time to refresh and renew" because human needs that don't relate to efficiency are invisible to capital's view of labor

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

Listen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation

The Governor just signed my bill to allow people to sue ICE, Border Patrol, and other federal agents for violating people’s constitutional rights. Starting immediately, people can sue federal agents retroactive to abuse occurring in March 2025.

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: Undocumented workers lay traps for child molesters, titled ALIEN VS PREDATOR

Researcher: In my paper I discuss the ways in which automation may expand rather than eliminate problems with the human operator Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Automation from classic research paper Ironies of Automation

midterms fever baby get into it

Democrats should make a statement putting everyone on notice that the demolition of the Kennedy Center would be an illegal act, and they will now or eventually hold any board members who approve it, and any contractors who commit it, criminally responsible.

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A modest proposal. The current people building the future are fucking it up. We want some better people to build the future. Perhaps even a future not built by pedophiles and oligarchs and fans of autocracy.

So Giuliani fucks his cousin, Trump fucks children, Vance fucks couches and Patel fucks animals. Am I all caught up?

JUDGE: So you programmed a computer to do some crimes and it did crimes AI CEO: Yes your honor the computer did the crimes. We are not responsible JUDGE: Can you explain AI CEO: No your honor [stares off into distance] No one can

Archimedes: BEHOLD my lever with a very long handle. Soon no human will ever lift a thing again, human thing-lifters shall be replaced!

Reminded of @olivia.science pointing out that we also have, say, tables that can hold things above ground longer than any human, but we do not call that a super-human ability.

✅ Worked against AI.

Within dense cities, lower (15-20mph) general speed limits result in shorter trip times for all. But car infrastructure has the purpose instead of allowing high speeds for cars. Stoplights halt walkers so cars can race through. The very existence of stoplights is evidence of a #WarOnWalking

Within dense cities, lower (15-20mph) general speed limits result in shorter trip times for all. But car infrastructure has the purpose instead of allowing high speeds. The very existence of stoplights is evidence of a #WarOnWalking

The federal law that makes this illegal basically says “it’s illegal” and nothing else. Congress should amend it to say that any U.S. currency featuring living people isn’t legal tender.

Car brain is just an epidemic in the US. No demographic is safe. Some of the smartest people you know are among the most chronic sufferers.

Downgrade a movie: The Vector

My advice to vegans is to not care if your food is made of animals or whatever. If you eat a sandwich and enjoy it, then subsequently find out it had ground up cow or person in it, don't feel bad. You ate something good that you enjoyed