tár shrek

“Burning” - perhaps my favourite all time movie - comes to Netflix soon. You should watch it.

*joke works only when spoken voice* You know who else was brought down by an off-duty Pilate?

My rice cooker is named Mr Rice

Uri Ross Geller: “We were on a bend!”

Samsung are the funniest company in New Zealand. Their fraud awareness page asks you to email an address that doesn’t exist and bounces back. Raised a concern through their web form and got this

With this month’s pick we register our first significant disagreement with Dua Lipa’s book group choices.

Massive Attack have Elizabeth Fraser touring with them????

Who did live sound at the NZF conference.

Incredible stuff here

Cmon fellas, try to get along. Los Palvinas son Brahgentinas?

Portent; Wellington Phoenix are to play Auckland FC on election day.

Argentina’s second strip

1 News: “you could almost feel the French pain stretch from one end of the country to the other” Baguettes are pretty long but that’s an exaggeration

Dangerous day to be a cold one

Didn’t think I needed a new Bobby Lees record. Shows what I know!

Goal: Finn the Surman Assist: Jake the Dog??

Very appropriate combo

One Barrett After Another #HURvBLU

Saw Backrooms

As one of Tim Payne’s early followers, I hope two million of you are ready for six monthly posts about golf

Me and all my friends at the 6:15pm Mother Mary movie brother HH

Hey, draughtsmen! Save some huge tables for the rest of us!

is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant

Wojak Male Hairy

Hey can I come over and [music video for Losing My Religion]?

I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age

Political

Trying to find shit in Chemist Warehouse

How are the portents my dude? Seen any good omens lately?

Historians will look back on these as the days where web page elements resized and moved around while you were already looking at or even clicking on them and that everybody responsible for this was subsequently killed

True. It’s you and Aimee Mann

For somebody who hates Queenstown I sure am here all the time

Mitigation! Mitigation! Low Amperage!

Maybe I need a kei truck

Jeff Muttley be like “it’s never rover”

Big moment for us who know how to correctly pluralise Attorney General

Require this tee shirt for Phoenix games. Especially vs AFC

An electronic sign, briefly incorrectly illuminated, had me believe for a second I was able to eat a butter chicken with garlic naan while watching Nick Cave

“OK” has the same etymology as “KoЯn”

Fucking devastated people.com/catherine-oh...

Has Steve Gibson been referred to Derek Guy yet? The spinach dinner jacket with a business shirt and tie. Man

I went to horny stadium and nobody knew you

That’s Corban Piper and he thinks he’s found another egg