Buxton The Red

Hufflepuff piece

I made up this joke when I was a child and I think it is hilarious. to this day this is the only time it has ever made someone else laugh -> m.twitch.tv/dougdoug/cli...

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

More adults have made youth sports their entire personality in the last 10 years than any child in history. Why don't you go break up a game of hide and seek while you're at it, you fuckin' losers.

I like the 8-page folded mini zine concept. I use the free version of the Affinity design / DTP software. So I made 8-page mini zine templates (for both A4 and US Letter) for Affinity, and also found links to a bunch of useful resources. buxtonthered.com/projects/8pmz/ #zine #affinity #dtp

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

“Commas are important”

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

can you imagine a political world without Nigel Farage?

Honesty in the face of "the system" is pretty much the entire reason why I joined GPEW and voted Zack for leader.

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

Oh great, now they modernized A Modest Proposal.

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

NEW ESSAY: Origins of the Anti-Trans “Groomer” Slur. it provides historical context, a timeline of how it spread, & how it shapes anti-trans/LGBTQ legislation. pls share! on Medium (friend link): juliaserano.medium.com/origins-of-t... & Substack (no paywall): juliaserano.substack.com/p/origins-of...

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

@electricranchco.bsky.social You should check out this article - www.theverge.com/tech/925696/... In short: your Yarbo is not secure.

This is genius. A trans person made a parody of a certain anti-trans hate group 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 hate-matters.org/who-we-are-u...

I saw this web comic (by @zachweinersmith.bsky.social) and immediately thought of @bechillcomedian.bsky.social for a very particular reason. And I'll also tag in @aproblemsquared.bsky.social for completeness. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/happin... I sold Bec one of my teeth last year.

I created this parody edit of the #Stonewall logo to express my frustration with that UK "LGBT+" organisation's recent decisions, actions, and general failure to be seen to be doing anything good for my trans friends. I waive all my rights in this image. Vector available on request. #lgbtq #queer

This is very disappointing.

simonoxfphys on insta Wind turbines kill birds, yes but...

I have a new favourite internet thing: youraislopbores.me You can either ask, or you can LARP as AI to earn more credits.

Fuck's sake. I watched this evening's @channel4news.bsky.social over dinner which left me with a tiny hope of of "well, at least we're not enabling this". Now that's gone too. It is quite astonishing that Kier can stand upright without a spine.

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

New post: LABOUR'S SECTION 28 IS HERE - ACT NOW. I explain how the Labour government's proposed revisions to the guidance on "keeping children in education" are designed to erase trans children in England. But it's not a done deal - there is plenty we can do to oppose this.

I changed the audio

Ha! Scotland's wonderful NATIONAL has just run this story.

What the hell? Labour Together put private investigators onto journalists writing about its funding. Starmer's right-hand man knew. democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-...

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I wrote War Plan UK over 40 years ago about the British governments dishonesty to the public about the consequences of nuclear weapons and nuclear warfare. Interest in the Cold War period has grown through this century, amplified by the brutal lawlessness of Putin and Trump.

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My husband @duncanc.bsky.social wrote "War Plan UK", back in 1982, about UK Cold War stuff. Today, it went on sale as an ebook. Not just on Amazon, it's available on loads of other ebook platforms too. The only "media" he has "done" for this is a Youtube video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T83...

I figured out what I needed to make to replace the zip pull on my hoodie. It's a tiny piece of hope, something I can hold on to. When I lift up my hope it brings me comfort, even if that is just to zip up my jacket.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely. youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...

I ascended to Whamhalla at 5:12pm UK time, Monday 22 December. #whamageddon

ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.

It's the first day of Advent, so it's time to play #SantageddonBingo; it's like Whamageddon, but more fun. Rules are simple, any time you hear one of these songs playing in the shops of whatever (listening to it yourself doesn't count), cross it off, see how long it takes you to get five in a line.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

The Mamdani meme generator page, as promised.

This post is brought to you by insomnia and the Mamdani meme maker page. It is a message to myself. (See timeline for repost of a link to that page, in a moment)

Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this. To ICE: "You can repent"