jack from online

jack from online

@talking.dog

☆ jack | he/him | 30s | disabled and disorderly ☆ LOOK OUT!!!! I'm autistic!!! ♡ @skullbuilt.bsky.social I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ... I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED

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everyone have a gander at this yoked gentleman I saw at walmart. biggest dog I have ever seen no contest. AND he's a service dog (big ones like this are often used as bracing/counterweight dogs)

my general thought on dogs with buttons is for the average person this should be extremely not interesting. we already knew dogs could learn words. separately, we already knew dogs could communicate with us. the only people with skin in this game should be cognitive biologists

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a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

I just cannot get a good run going in pokemon auto spire. but now I'm caught up with deltarune so maybe I can focus a little more on that?

ritalin gives you access to the avatar state but instead of past avatars in there it's just all your ancestors who also had adhd

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Day one of my first Kickstarter went a lot better than I would have ever expected. Huge thanks to everyone who got on board early or even just boosted the campaign. Only 13 more days of me telling you about this several times a day. Let's see how far we can push a silly calendar.

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it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

Caroline Haskins@carolinehaskins.bsky.social

Airbnb is banning its hosts from making guests do things like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” The hosts....are not taking it well: www.wired.com/story/airbnb...

I think we should all start posting our best advice to #tipsandtricks actually. like general life advice but also like, how to fix joycon drift, or life hacks

fyi if your car is old and randomly turns off the audio coming from your phone when you lock the phone, disable adaptive battery in your phone #tipsandtricks

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The popular monsters of the era reflect the cultural zeitgeist. In the 2000s, it was zombies. In the 2010s, it was vampires. And now, it's women!

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com

Nikki from OBSESSION joins FORTNITE tomorrow. You wished for this...

sometimes your engineering girlfriend is like "people are posting about the number 4" and you get on bluesky to see four yourself and well sure enough

hello bsky answer my question

jack from online@talking.dog

if YOUR OWN DAD had been able to be a relatively successful streamer and had a bunch of old VODs and some edited youtube videos, would you watch them beyond just out of curiosity? imagine he follows streamer courtesy, so he doesn't talk about politics, and his production style is decent

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FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh! ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.