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@kbspangler.com @alepresser.com Someone arrived today. So I immediately decided she needed company.

The words that first come to my mind right now are ones like 'conductor,' 'engineer,' 'stationmaster.' And also a deep sense of respect, a deep sense of pride, and a deep sense of shame.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Hey, @gregdoucette.bsky.social - you always seemed to care about being dapper for court. How would you feel were a judge to start a hearing with this? bsky.app/profile/mari...

@britthyoung.bsky.social I came across your wirecutter article about one-handed mechanical keyboards and right-hand Dvorak while researching the topic, and I loved it. But I was wondering if you had ever talked about software support for said keyboards in an article.

This complaint is both horrific (in the subject it covers) and masterful (in the presentation thereof). Also, Scarlett is overwhelmingly brave to move forward on this. I wish her whatever peace she is able to find.

I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏

I’d like to think I’d be Geordi but I’m pretty sure I’d be O’Brien - specifically TNG O’Brien not the cooler DS9 O’Brien.

Ooo, I like this very, very much. It’s relevant to today and yet sounds like the Star Trek I loved. And I was a TNG kid, not a TOS one.

You see it, you share it. Them's the rules.

Not the first 1%, still in the first 2%.

Must always reshare. The rule still applies

After some thought, The Great Gonzo, Sweetums, Statler and Waldorf. Sam the Eagle was up there - especially with everyone else reminding me of him, but I had to go with those three. Animal was also in close contention.

Finally (finally) listening to @scalzi.com ‘s Starter Villain and a bit freaked out in the first chapter because I have four older half siblings, the youngest of which is 19 years older than me.

Ohio has basically defacto banned trans healthcare for adults using a similar strategy to why there was only a handful of abortion clinics in the entire Midwest before the Dobbs decision (TRAP laws) cis people please repost this so this info doesn't get stuck in the queer social bubble

🛡️ #TrustAndSafetyTycoon 🏆 Won via IPO and left to advise the government 📈 Score: 1947 📏 Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐◾️ ▶️ Play Now: trustandsafety.fun

Can you imagine if motivation has a visible gauge like health bars in games? Jen should cook dinner 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oops you have no onion for the recipe you were going to make 🟩🟩🟩 And the pot you need is dirty 🟥🟥 You're extremely hungry 🟥

I’m so sick of this happening again and again, and this is making me tear up repeatedly since reading it.

Software joys: three users with common permissions, one can add and edit time entries, one can add but not edit, and the third can edit but not add. Glad I’m just the test dummy and not the one who has to fix it.