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Oh cool, Linux is sloppening. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9AR...

oomf stocks are on the rise

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jana: so you know the thing you think of as a mushroom? that's actually just the reproductive organ of the real organism. this four-pack of sugar free redbull is basically the same thing, but for the organism that is the redbull brand 14 year old grocery store employee: it's still shoplifting, dude

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

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the "m. c." in m. c. escher stands for "mine craft"

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Capcom announced that Street Fighter II players will now be able to dismantle a Tesla Cybertruck with their fists. paletteswap.site/dif...

The future is burning

The following Japanese Kana are a valid MS-DOS executable. ヹほむゐダぐビヘビヿぐツめぁツめしツめみギツめぁツめがツめみギツめぴツめみギツめぁツめけツめみギツめうギツめぁツめぼギツめぁツめぽギツめかツめみギツめぐギツめてツめみギツめぁツめぢツめみギツめぁツめぜツめみギツめぉギツめぁツめぬツめみギツめぐギツめふツめみギツめぁツめぬツめみギツめぁツめぢツめみギツめぉギツめぁツめちツめみギツめけギツめぁツめどギツめぇギツめごババババババババババババババババババババババ #msdos #assembly #x86 #dosbox

Data centers

If you are seeing this message, shut down your computer IMMEDIATELY.

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it is officially that time of year fellas #deltarune

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

They removed the ability to google "disregard" because it breaks their "AI," but "Ignore" still returns this:

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

every desktop environment sucks so i just started using minecraft as my desktop environment

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

To settle the big vs little endian debate once and for all, I propose Freedom endian: mid, little, big digits, repeated in a zig-zag pattern.

Remote attestation is a heavily underdiscussed threat to computing freedom. People often mistakenly dismiss it with "I will run my own fork (of the OS or browser) / Magisk", not understanding that with hardware attestation, you're literally unable to 1/

Deepfakes are everywhere, but digital forensics investigators are fighting back. Learn more: https://scim.ag/42dMPBg

As a young biochemist I was very daunted by the complexity of metabolic pathways and felt extremely relieved that I didn't have to grasp it all properly it for my cells to be able to just get on with it. (Also now uncomfortably aware of my heart, plus my breathing, my tongue and my peristalsis.)

A friend of a friend (Pete Fenelon, RIP) in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error message: "you lied to me when you told me this was a program". I briefly adopted this approach myself before learning better the hard way. This cricket approach is genius.

“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions. www.wired.com/story/openai...

jesus christ this is insane to me

# DO_STUPID pours gasoline all over your floor and lights it # DO_STUPID=1 (Default) # WARNING: DO_STUPID=0 may break some legacy applications, historical error code mappings, or FIPS-PUB-46 compliance.

Time Dilation kind of makes the whole “datacenters in space” idea more fun.

 Technically… a GPS Block III CPU runs an extra ~7,000 clock cycles per day compared to the same machine on earth.

 Extend to the extreme, and you get the whole subfield of CS+physics called relativistic hypercompuation.

I'm excited to soon be out of an IT job working fast-food, watching the world burn from vibe-coded kernel updates, making rooms worth of burgers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZA...

sometimes i just, dig through my old files and find extremely silly things I mad during dredmor's development

Thanks, AI! github.com/jesseduffiel...

AtmoXP Welcome Home. atmoxp.nrempel.com

What if Bluesky was Windows XP.

you know what they say, modern problems require modern solutions

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Damn soup has no texture

Baguettes were invented by police-owned bakeries as legally sanctioned weapons of brutality.

If you're ever gonna make a federated/decentralized protocol, make an official instance, but make it go down on weekends. #ATProto

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

So uh, apparently $288/year is not enough to run a Mastodon service for ~3 users, and this is a known issue (masto.host/mastodon-con...) with no solution (github.com/mastodon/mas...!