David Dilbert

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone any how.

Why are our tax dollars going to pay for Trump to replay a political ad from 2024?

How on EARTH does anyone believe a single thing he says any more? It would be comical if it weren't so infuriating.

If Barack Obama had done this, every Sunday show would have talked about nothing else.

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

So true! Repost #Blues

Perimeters, not parameters. An excursion, not an incursion. Six genders, not cisgender. Insane asylums, not asylum. Transgender mice, not transgenic mice. The IQ of a potato.

Senator John McCain warned us about Rand Paul when he said, “The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

Call me old-fashioned, but I think the President of the United States should be able to remember the name of a nation he’s been bombing the shit out of for five months.

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

Gonna need to get knocked out by a bouncer to sleep tonight

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

Some would say that’s a 850% drop

The clowns got there way ahead of the circus

PLEASE read this one. Kinda required reading. If you agree, which I hope you do, print in color and magnetically attach to your refrigerator. It is marvelous and very clear to all who visit: this is what we stand for. PERIOD.

Dear ESPN: No one asked for more Stephen A. Smith. I don’t care about his opinion on The Knicks success. In fact most of us don’t care. Sincerely, STOP THIS BULLSHIT

WTF was SCOTUS doing when: USAID was illegally gutted? Grifter took a wrecking ball to the east wing of THE PEOPLE’S HOUSE? ICE murdered citizens in the streets? People sent to TORTURE PRISON in El Salvador with NO DUE PROCESS? They only show up to TAKE AWAY RIGHTS.. not to protect them

At this point you have to conclude Trump's failed Iran War is a memestock on par with Gamestop, with the market basically rising on good and bad news and accepting any news as good news of coming awesomeness and the imminent reopening of the strait.

They are physically grabbing citizens and illegally detaining them in those privately run “immigration prisons” CITIZENS !!!!! ICE has to be dismantled And guilty ICE personnel should be prosecuted.

Just heard the worst segue ever. “One accuser says Swawell left her bloody and bruised” Let’s go to traffic. “The FDR Drive will leave you bruised right now.”

I am no fan of the Iranian Government, Hezbolah or Hamas but America and Israel should be treated as pariah countries until there is leadership changes and reparations. I say this as an American and a Jew.

A real president does not have time to be on TV everyday.

If the Democrats nominate anyone who talks of ‘looking forward’ or ‘not rehashing the past,’ I will officially leave the party & become an Independent. I will support ONLY candidates who promise to prosecute every Republican who’s been in office during the Trump administration.

He calls it an excursion instead of an incursion and he thinks that immigrants seeking asylum have been let out of asylums because he is one of the most dangerous types of people. An idiot who thinks that he’s smart.

The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.

When Rasmussen has you 16 points under water … Oof

Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto

The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

I know we are supposed to welcome new converts into the fold without being self righteous, but I’m getting a little tired of the routine. He does multiple impeachable acts a day and JUST NOW YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT?

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process. This is one that stands out: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point

Thinking of using the video of the Minneapolis shooting as a hiring tool. If you think the driver was trying to run over the ICE agent, I’m not hiring you.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.

Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.

No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

I’m undecided whether I want the next President to tear the ballroom down or use it as a homeless shelter

The files have either been scrubbed of Trump’s name or the DOJ is preparing to not release on grounds of an “ongoing investigation”

Anyone who believes that there are Republican votes in the Senate to pass a health care bill or that the House will even have a vote on the issue is too stupid to be a ditch digger, much less a Senator

I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents. I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.

Remember this next year. The Republican gerrymandering is going to backfire spectacularly. Let’s take an area with 3 districts that are currently R+20, R+20, D+10. It gets gerrymandered into 3 R+10 districts. If things continue on their current trajectory, the Republicans could lose all 3 districts

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak