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Time to activate Agent Truss?

Now we move to rule of three and roll again.

I HATE this timeline!!!

80 YEARS OLD! It’s not a tragedy that someone dies at the end of a well lived, long life. I’d sacrifice every celebrity in existence if we could crush fascism. Sadly fascism doesn’t die when the rapist felon finally does. I’ll keep wishing for it though. It’s one of many dominoes that must fall.

/monkeys paw curls and either W. or Clinton goes "Well, at least this time it wasn't cursed."

No, even an AI generated monkey would have run out of fingers by now, yes toes too.

Chile, an AI monkey out here killing people off before God gets a turn.

This joke deserves more love

So probably like 37 cursed monkey toes. 🪓🖇️

At least 4 people from this movie have died during his presidency... Ridiculous

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Death comes in threes. Maybe *he* will be next

No no no no. Please no.

Getting closer.

Funny how everyone immediately knows who you mean.

Getting closer

Maybe ask for the 80-year-old Little Rascals cast member instead.

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...Just add'n....

...Just agree'n... Times a Tell'n..

Gotta be a lot more specific. If you can't outright name them, try using their job title in the next round of spells, please

Definitely.

God’s aim is improving though. Is third time the charm?

The reaper keeps screwing up

God, you took the wrong eighty year old again! I loved his work. And who could ever forget Dr Frank N Furter.😭❤️

ill never forget when curry asked kevin firmly and aggressively if he wanted some PIZZA

That is ok. It is coming. It is coming!

No, but these things come in threes, so hold on to hope!

You won the internet today.

Devastating losses.

All the wrong people have been dying since 2016!

home alone 2 had a different mcgee

Sure not!

Someone using a defective monkey's claw is really f'ing everything up right now.

Tell me about it. 😢

I asked for the clown that each children to be taken away. That's not the one I meant.

That cameo was a warning of what was to come

No shit

, this day sucks

It took me a moment to get that but it finally sunk in my thick head! I wholeheartedly agree.

In threes? Hold on …..

Are you KIDDING me??? What a terrible week this is turning out to be!

Only the good die before the bad! “death warmed over guy with orange greasy hair”. These wonderful people were younger and greater by far! ! Donnie is old in mind, body and spirt!

Gotta ask the right people www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

😅😂👍👍👍

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The whole world will hear each other when it happens. I expect eruptions of joy and then a collective sigh of relief. It is inevitable.

SNAP🥊 POW--POW🥊🥊 RIGHT TO THE KISSER🥊

Has there even been a president with such concerted wishes for his demise ?

Even better

😂

Down the hall and to the left.

He ruined that film. I’d appreciate the Orange One being deleted

I mean, the Bible does a lot to support people like trump, so I don't think that it would be good for him to exist. The people he smote would probably not be the ones you think

TWO famous 80 year old died in the past two days and NEITHER of them was the one everyone is hoping for??

Specificity truly matters- evidently

Tim and Dolly? Proof there is no God.

Someone is refining their results _really_ badly.

80 is a good round number. Leave a legacy you can be proud of. Barring that some people just need to leave ( or at least go away)

There’s never been anyone before I wished would die imminently other than that pedo lying cheating war mongering fake POTUS

🤣 same

Please take the orange sex pest can only be interpreted son many ways.

The grim reaper is just taking the mickey right now.

He also played a bit in the 'Roseane' tv series getting serious with Sandra Bernhard.

🤣🤣🤣

Omnipotent and incompetent are suspiciously similar. This whole thing could easily be dyslexia’s fault.

Actually that would be Death...

No, no God CREATES. You're looking for The Grim Reaper, THEY had one job. And they fumbled the ball TWICE now. Whoever gave them the description of the target was being cheeky and vague.

sorry but that one was clearly Satan’s job

Right? He's LITERALLY fucking GOD.

😡

What happened God? Took a nap? Went fishing? Blazed some commandments on a stone? I thought you were paying attention! Are my prayers not in plain English?

Dear God, we are asking for the 80 year old with bad hair, lots of make up and is a narcissist. Name starts and ends with D!

At least Tim is out of pain now, Dolly too.

Right?? 😭😭

I know a good optometrist if you're having trouble seeing your target.

Second cast member, yes. Second octogenarian, no. Catherine O’ Hara was 71.

Exactly, wrong again on the requested 80 year old 🙄

This is true

Soon. Comes in 3s

These things come in 3s.

Damn it you beat me to it

OMG I did not remember that other cast member being in the movie. Obvs I must have done a laundry load change or bathroom break then during his (ewwww it’s) big moment

Boy you got that right ! Two 80 year olds this week that were wonderful fine humans taken too soon ! Grim Reaper needs to get it right next time ! Guess we have to be more specific about which 80 year old we want to see go

Nope, wrong 80 year old again.

Maybe Billy got hold of Grim's scythe again.....You know how he screws things up.

It was TRUMP.

"YOU HAD ONE JOB"

Maybe it's about time old man death is ready for retirement and a much younger version took his place. Maybe even a more left leaning grim reaper. 🤔

I would argue with the use of the word celebrity until we can celebrate his demise.

Based on the movies I have watched, it is highly important to be extremely specific when giving instructions to demonic entities.

Boom!

Exactly

The Reaper aimed, he fired, he MISSED TWICE ffs What sort of service does he provide ?

Why is it always the wrong 80-year old?

RIP Dr Frankenfurter 😔

DEATH sat with a sigh, throwing a leg over the arm of the chair "I see you shiver in an........ ticipation" WAR shook his medals & began dancing "It's just a jump to the left.. & then a step to the right" FAMINE grunted "Time to float, more of a Pennywise fan" DEATH sighed "80 speed limit, so sad"

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