Canto🛠️BRoss

I went to a show a got ants thrown at me.

Reading a fiction book in public and shaking my head saying “bullshit, that never happened” so people don’t think I’m an idiot.

@fffreak.bsky.social I was going through old cards and found this treasure! Remember being worried you’d ruin a $40 card with your signature? lol

Trump uses they/them pronouns on Instagram btw. This is progress.

They should make an avatar the last airbender movie

I think I must be giving off “please yell at me and treat me like dirt” vibes today because oh boy are the guests just laying into me.

Something absolutely nefarious about the term “50 gigs of unlimited data” but I saved 50% by switching to T-Mobile so I really can’t complain.

The hotel in winter is so weird. We’ll have 50% the occupancy of summer but the lost and found will more than triple.

I have two Caroline Polachek calendars and I bet you don’t even have one you nerd.

@stagnantair.bsky.social

@stagnantair.bsky.social

What I need is a band that’s a mix between Guided by Voices and Immortal.

Hunter Biden won’t stop sending me dick pics and keeps saying I can’t do anything about it because of the preemptive pardon.

I’m downloading xiaohongshu and accepting all data tracking and keeping location services always on so President Xi knows I’m one of the good ones.

Dear Tár, you still ain’t called or wrote. I hope you have a chance. I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans.

I’m struggling. What’s the best metal album of 2012? Please do not recommend djent.

I feel so bad for kids who learn the oboe. It’s just not worth it.

Sorry I’m busy today

We need to investigate why Gen Z aren’t wearing coats in 10F weather in North Dakota.

I’m gonna be the first person to come up with a diangle.

All I wanted was a Pepsi made the old fashioned way.

I keep having dreams that I discover extra rooms in my apartment I didn’t realize I had. They’re so exciting and then I wake up and go “oh that was just a dream I guess”.

Watching pro wrestling with a tweaked back.

Netflix Announces Stand-Up Special From Lydia Tár

Fine, I’m gonna spend more time on blusky

@tonycastillomd.bsky.social hey I’m Brandon Ross. My home address is 2237 13th Ave S Fargo, ND 58103

Lol at everyone loading up Bluesky because Twitter went down.

I just learned what “Gluck gluck” is. I thought it was just laughing.

I just rediscovered Chronic Future that’s like a more pop punk Linkin Park and I love how it makes me feel like a dumb teenager.

Caroline vs Geese. A history.

I sold a CSGO skin for $1200

as a gamer, it's always nice to have a new slur

Reddit is being the most Internet forum ever

I don’t believe in many conspiracy theories but one of them is that PETA is bankrolled by the meat and dairy industry to make people hate veganism.

Impossible for me not to walk to the beat of the Macarena. Embarrassing.

Suspended on Twitter for telling someone mad that NASCAR acknowledges queer fans that they should replace their beverage with something else.

My grandpa’s and my senior pictures.

BREAKING Falun Gong has joined NATO

#OrcaArmy

Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that

What I like about Bluesky is that nobody is skeeting about the new Zelda game. Not that I hate it or anything, it’s just everything I see on Twitter.