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Consult your physician about Jamiroquai today

Does it always smell?

it's sad but there are only 12 jobs for boys

A few episodes into Succession, on the order of my Friends(?) Nothing to report at this time. But I am capable of watching Television.

pew pew pew #roseart

I am constrained by a four dimensional chain link fence. Can you hear it?

This is me, today.

Perhaps different types of B vitamins will make the world habitable for a few more months

Never Bring an Iced Coffee to the Judgment of Anubis

succulent elf-meat that falls right off the ear cartilage

Not loving me and my posts is a sign of toxic aliteracy

All things have attenuated. All symbols have blurred. Whatever meaning you find here is yours alone!

The plates are all shattered but we have to believe they are still spinning

I haven't formed any 9/11 memories yet since it hasn't really stopped

Grilled Cheese and Beer at Rogue Creamery; @slime-golem.biz style

Baby Yoda is so old there's a something awful frontpage article about him

Me and 99 perfect sorcerors can and will remake this world

When in power I will ensure everyone has a one-size-too-large waffle knit sweatshirt to Lounge Comfortably in.

The quotable Tarn Adams: "It just reminds me of like a fucking Dead Kennedys song or something."

Oh no! I missed it! Happy belated 3rd anniversary of Eschatology and Genesis

I'm on social media less and less, but let's not hurtle to a fake idea like I'm being productive or healthier with my time

After 9 years of playing Caves of Qud I’ve decided to finally write about it goblinsandgardens.com/blog/the-eve...

Root beer floats for everyone!!

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

My Pirates! experience is using a printed out map to navigage, taking hotseat turns with a friend, and taking enough risks to turn it into a roguelike

For @tomsnarsky.bsky.social 's #smallpoemsunday this gem from Mark Leidner's new book Elegy for Pangaea

Basic sitcom assortment of characters and plotlines but with the addition of someone known only as The Therapist who sits in the background of every scene with a notepad they occasionally scribble on; and once an episode they ask a character "how does that make you feel"

The hoopleheads are at it again across the globe

Look Outside by @frankiepixel.bsky.social crossed 500,000 units sold! Delight in the terror for yourself while it's 40% off for a limited time! 🪟 👀

Artiste of the Slightly Screamin' Deal

whoaaaa we did a shelved by genre bonus episode "halfway through tolkien" q&a session!!! michael did not make a video promo because he got food poisoning but if this gets one hundred reposts he will post a picture of the bloody eye he got from throwing up so much www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...

Wizards AND teeth?? New Dwarf Fortress art for the upcoming Myth & Magic update by @loreydoor.bsky.social 🧙‍♂️🦷

Facts about me: impervious to snakes and bees, knowledge of ice cream truck and snowcone operations, understands that to exert force is immoral

I'm afraid and I'm shy.

Sending infinite love in all directions is a waste. Focus it like a laser, aim it like Cupid.

hey! i directed the video for NO EULOGIES, a song i helped write with @jamies.page and @vastonik.bsky.social and @postergirlxoxo.bsky.social. this video doesn't exist without @pixelhavokk.dcellgames.com who edited the vast majority of it on a rig that hated him and also did the pipeline organization

RIP Dr Talos you would have loved Virtual Insanity (1996)

I've been saying this for years. The framing story matters.

There is a specific video of a terrible live Yngwie Malmsteen performance that I can't find.