Captain Punch

Poster I made for an upcoming multi-stream event (with Twitch drops) hosted by The Forge Temple Discord server taking place Valentine's Day weekend. For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server! Server: discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM Event: discord.com/events/10413...

"our band is from outer space" no u aren't you're from iowa

Alright, well, video games. With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico. If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.

Turning off comments should also disable new likes and reposts.

average Bluesky poster: *makes no attempt to read the room* *doesn't provide any context* *assumes the whole world has the same information as them* "People keep misunderstanding my jokes :(" me: Make. Better. Jokes. Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.

I used to work retail, so I try to be sympathetic and kind. That said, if I tell you I don't need a bag and you put my things in a bag, I am going to take them out of the bag right in front of you and set it on the counter before I walk away.

Bun-isher.

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

If you get bone-in wings on purpose, please remember that you are allowed to love yourself and get the kind that is both easier to eat and generally has more meat on it.

Buttock reduction? You mean twerk-umcision?

Whatever you do, don't Google... Uh... Anything, actually.

If you need a TikTok replacement, you have bigger issues than needing a TikTok replacement.

Letting your partner use your CC to run an errand while you're at work and texting them to have a safe ride home when your banking app goes off about the transaction.

Whomever designed the radio system for the modern Jeep Cherokee is an absolute moron. Absurd that you control whether the radio is on when you start the car specifically by having the volume be at zero or not the last time you stopped driving, even if you were listening to a different audio source.

i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

All but the fuse installed. Other than that, just need to shorted and reconnect some wires, put a few holes in the "bottom" face, print the lid, and stick it on the furnace... That I still have to do all of the cutting and assembly for... Lol.

Beautiful overhangs for not having any support.

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

Printer absolutely *ripping* through that 45mm overhang with no support.

Me, waiting for my cats to walk through doorways so I can literally tackle them.

Shop local.

I remember being at a wellness seminar and the speaker said 'one of the keys to a healthy mind is to keep asking questions' so I shouted 'STAY WHYDRATED' and then six yoga instructors tried to drown me in a toilet.

The apologists for the people not tagging NSFW content properly say some real dumb shit. Lol.

Had some idiot try to tell me I have the solution to the porn-idiots in my own hands after I explained that dudes aren't using the tags that would make that the case. Basically responded to "the hammer is broken" with "my life sucks, at least you have a hammer, get rid of it if you don't like it".

You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to MiHoYo azhdarchid.com/you-do-not-g...

This is amazing

Epona is so cool I wish horses were real

My most commonly used feature of this app is block/report/show less... I keep seeing genitals when I have NSFW turned off... Half the posts I scroll past are screenshots of Twitter, mostly Musk... This place isn't any better than Twitter. "oh but you can modera-" Fuck off with that drivel.

🐈‍⬛ it doesn't matter if there's "technically" nothing explicit about it, tag your fetish posts as adult content. if you'd only post about it on an 18+ account it should be tagged as 18+. what's so hard to understand about this. we're tired of seeing things we're trying to filter out.

Would be nice if people stopped trying to import the entirety of Twitter to the site people joined to get away from Twitter, via screenshots.

#lemonpig is ritual totem confirmed.

Tbh, this whole #lemonpig thing just read to me as some ancient cult trying to get people to create enough totems for some rite or ritual that they need the focused attention of as many people as possible to fire off. I'm good. I also don't feel like buying a lemon.

I really need people to realize sex/body positivity does not mean eternal awkward public horniness. Really, really need that.

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what the fuck.

I have stumbled upon a bop. Have some bop. youtu.be/xPir0U7s_f4?...

Ayo, why are half the posts on this site screenshots of Elon's bullshit? Leave that shit on Twitter. If you want to read Elon's bullshit, just go back to Twitter. Y'all fucken silly. Get blocked.

I love hearing about people's Christmas eve traditions. What's yours? In my family we leave a CD out for santa with a just a little bit of cocaine on it

My parents' Alexa just now, after an hour of being abused by toddlers: "Dinosaur farts are in the extreme farts pack. Would you like to know more?"

This site would be so much better if the 'show less like this' function would work on all of these posts of half naked people I didn't sign up to see... I know how to find dating sites and porn sites if want that... If you post thirst traps on BS without content tags I hope you get the clap.

Should this deliver on the promise, this will end up being one of the most helpful gadgets I've ever purchased. Will basically make my desktop hardware available to me anywhere I have a decent connection, without the compromises of traditional remote control solutions or need for a heavy config.